because why not at this fucking point

28, autistic, bi, polyamorous. he/him, they/them, or she/her pronouns. if anything i post bothers you, drop me an ask. i'd be happy to tag it/delete it. proshippers/maps/zoos dni and get the fuck outta here.

[octothinq]

Scoff. You guys only fuck with man boobs when they're on a muscular man. Tch. You aren't a real man boob enjoyer unless you fuck with fat man boobs too. You're just a poser. You'll never be able to defeat the demon lord.

[tim-official]

waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[catgirlforeskin]

You can’t get this anywhere else

[harv-hornymoon]

My partner spitting facts

[wishbonemotel]

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

[partywithponies]

Thinking about... Kissing that old man.

[partywithponies]

Loving and cherishing that old man.

[partywithponies]

Tenderly stroking that old man's hair.

[partywithponies]

Resting my head on that old man's chest.

[partywithponies]

But yes fucking him also.

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[mortalityplays]

the way people on here talk about the porn ban makes me completely fucking insane honestly.

yes I would love a return to the old ways.

no that isn't something staff have control over, it's a systemic issue with puritanical groups intentionally strangling online infrastructure to make adult content impossible to platform.

no that doesn't mean the ban was value neutral and I will fucking kill you with my mind if you start going on about how 'it just meant all the annoying people left'

sex workers left, and so did the high spending customers who made tumblr a viable platform for a lot of other small creators

a lot of sex educators and queer outreach groups also left, and nobody seems to remember that they were a huge part of the landscape here

you have to take the eradication of sexual content from online spaces seriously as an issue that affects more than whether you personally can post catgirl balls on one specific platform

there is no 'good social media' in 2023 that will ever be equipped to solve this problem until the financial/cultural issue is addressed. decentralisation is your best bet. sorry.

[sketchdeath]

i lied. were not having sex. put on the jacob geller video

[professorcinnamonroll]

Now we reintroduced ourselves.

This is the type of content you will be expecting.

[harv-hornymoon]

bonus wet beast because the accompanying image is too spicy for tumblr

[harv-hornymoon]

egg boys for period week

sal belongs to my lovely @vvondermoon

[harv-hornymoon]

for my first post, a bunch of indulgent statens

[professorcinnamonroll]

Hello! Time to see who the real fans are.