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naran • any/all • ube latte enjoyer •

[synech-doche]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime i watch the olympics on company time

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[tetrafelino]

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.

[nibeul]

out of curiosity, does everyone have a certain type of character they get attached to or are urs random

[identitty-dickruption]

sometimes you have to take a long hard look in the mirror and say. okay buddy. you stayed up until 2am stressing about shit. you had a nightmare last night. you’re exhausted. don’t expect anything special from yourself today and don’t handle any dangerous goods. sparkle on

[elliegoose]

by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool

[advantagealcaraz]

people think that people who hate sports would hate sports but actually no one hates sports more than people who love sports

[thatgirlonstage]

Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

[arahir]

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

[lennyjamin]

spoke deeply to me.

[merrymongoose]

You love harvey specter because you see him as the peak of successful masculinity, with his extravagant lifestyle, lack of emotion, car obsession, and player attitude. I love harvey specter because I see him as an emotionally constipated man who has never really acknowledged his bisexuality until he accidentally fell in love with his associate who can't even legally practice law. We are not the same.

[goromcomzine]

As the project comes to a close and we move all remaining merch sales over to the GhostShark Press Etsy, we have decided to close off the project by hosting a full bundle giveaway!

Rules:

-US ONLY (Includes Puerto Rico)

-Share / Repost / Retweet

-Reply with your favorite romcom!

-You can enter on twitter, tumblr, and instagram and they will count as separate entries. Our @ is goromcomzine on all of those platforms!

PRIZE: Full bundle of the Good Old-Fashioned Lovers zine that includes the physical book, 4 mini prints, 1 acrylic standee, 2 sticker sheets, 6 stickers, 1 washi tape, 2 buttons, 1 bookmark, 2 acrylic charms, 1 enamel pin, and 1 lanyard!

The giveaway ends on Saturday, May 31st, 11:59PM EST!

Additional announcement under the cut for anyone looking to buy leftover merch:

As with all of our projects with dwindling visibility, we have moved all remaining merch sales, as well as all digital book sales, to the @ghostsharkpress etsy!

All proceeds made from those sales will continue to be sent to Doctors Without Borders until all merch sells out!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/GhostSharkPress

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Thanks so much for all the support on this project. This was a real passion project for me, as a big fan of both GO and romcoms and to see it come to life has been a real pleasure.

-Mod Shark

[comraderoscoes]

sports is about picking one favourite special guy who can do no wrong and running with insane (sometimes baseless but always intuitive) agendas against the people you don’t like . good luck to the rest of you

[ghostwriterofthemachine]

Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!

Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.

Could you write a convincing 1-2k word fic for this fandom?

Yes, easy, I've read/watched/played this piece of media and could write for it!

Yes, I know enough about it through fandom/internet osmosis that I could BS 1k

Eh, I could TRY but someone who knew the media would know I was BSing

No, I've heard of this media but I don't know enough about it to BS a fic

I have never heard of this media in my life

Nuance option??

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025

Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D

[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

Jamal Musiala celebrating his goal against Bayer Leverkusen with Alphonso Davies, 05/03/2025, Allianz Arena

[fabioquartararhoe]

this is what you see when you arrive in hell

[goannafr]

do u guys collect stuff (irl)? tell me what u collect