a continuous ring of conjoined assholes

this blog is not even slightly spoiler free, be warned title is a quote by my bud Al

[knightofleo]

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[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[perfectreactionpictures]

[cervine-arctophile]

diary comic on airplane

[the-shriveler]

Plesioth monter hunter 🫪🥺

See this is the REALEST fanart, the only kind of fanart ever, in the world. In monster hunter world? Nope. This guy isnt in monster hunter world, no sir-ee. No no no. But he’s in your tumblr feed.

[animentality]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[l-e-diode]

fishing...

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[prince-of-goths]

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

[thisisdaddyspage]

i have mailed you a pipe bomb! I hope u enjoyz :D

I don't need that

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

[targetedknowledge]

[raven-matrices]

Absolute gold in the replies