the boys are howdying

★ parker || he/him ★ silly oc artist!

[little-eye-guy]

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[femsband-archive]

[memorycycle]

my pet millimeter has been blown away by a gust of wind forever

[maxknightley]

When I played Roller Coaster Tycoon as a kid, I would often pore through the guest list looking for the most miserable people in the park. Then, since I didn't want them to bring down my park rating, I would pick them up and drop them in a water feature - a dead guest can't be an unhappy guest, after all.

In retrospect, I think child me was on the cusp of a powerful realization about economics, politics... possibly even theology. Depression, anxiety, and anger can be fatal, after all.

[maxknightley]

you were a kinder god than I could ever be.

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[paradise-sys]

hey wanna know a secret

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[swagdinner]

yeah what is it

[paradise-sys]

its behind the read more button

[swagdinner]

nothin there

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[little-eye-guy]

the only other new ref i'm doing for art fight lol

[little-eye-guy]

yippee!

[goofstep]

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

[little-eye-guy]

ok i finally made a ref for this guy lol

[i-survived-that]

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

[phinarei]

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[aevris]

only took me 3 years but i finally finished @xylographica 's furry species challenge

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[little-eye-guy]

i like the tragedy color better but i might go with mystery

[little-eye-guy]

but the red looks sooo sucks on the dark mode site

[little-eye-guy]

i like the tragedy color better but i might go with mystery