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@hashiramadumpster
@hashiramadumpster
:) did someone say something i can't hear over the sound of my success
Someone said he recognizes that it’s your birthday and he might be willing to spend time with you during it but since you’re going to play fucking games he’s not going to waste his time.
ok but SOMEBODY forgot that I have a tiny brain and therefore lack the brain capacity to figure out the deep lore behind this thread and I will now go back to gambling thank you
@hashiramadumpster
:) did someone say something i can't hear over the sound of my success
gamers of konoha. why do girls keep having periods if they hate them??? just stop having them, do what makes you happy instead :) 💚
@hashiramadumpster Apparently, we might actually have cancer. We need to fix this. Now. And if I’m going to die within the next few years, your brother is going down before me.
Tobirama has cut off my access to the “healthcare” that apparently the rest of the village is receiving, and doctors refuse to treat me because I am “intimidating”. I was banned from every physician’s office in the village because I was “threatening them”. Where else is there to go for me to get this issue resolved?
First of all I can't BELIEVE you would start to accept the lies of the people???? There was no doubt that we were pregnant???
Second of all I'm in a similar situation since I have absolutely NO money to pay for treatment. If only we knew a medical ninja who was on our side, knew our situation, is talented, tall and handsome 🤔
Even the sheeple in my clan who call me crazy and paranoid began to voice concerns. Considering how impossible the situation was to begin with, Hashirama, I think there were some doubts.
Also, you have healthcare. Doesn’t that make this free? Let me use it too. Why does the medical ninja have to be tall and handsome? Now I only wanted to be treated by someone shorter and uglier than me.
Because it's me madara I'm the medical ninja and I can guarantee you testicular cancer is much less deadly than the heartbreak I'm feeling knowing that you don't believe we're pregnant. We haven't even named the kids yet.
@hashiramadumpster Apparently, we might actually have cancer. We need to fix this. Now. And if I’m going to die within the next few years, your brother is going down before me.
Tobirama has cut off my access to the “healthcare” that apparently the rest of the village is receiving, and doctors refuse to treat me because I am “intimidating”. I was banned from every physician’s office in the village because I was “threatening them”. Where else is there to go for me to get this issue resolved?
First of all I can't BELIEVE you would start to accept the lies of the people???? There was no doubt that we were pregnant???
Second of all I'm in a similar situation since I have absolutely NO money to pay for treatment. If only we knew a medical ninja who was on our side, knew our situation, is talented, tall and handsome 🤔
@madarasuggestions I happened to be in the konoha recycling plant and found this beauty :) it was a little wet and sticky when I got it but I think now it'll be a great shirt for you to wear!! Tell me what you think ❤️
I think you should put it back in the recycling plant
@hashiramadumpster just because you call him daddy in bed doesn’t mean we all want to know about it
If he did I would kick him out of my house. Is that really the first thing you thought of? Someone seems a bit deprived
Well I already know no one would have a child with your ugly mug so I scratched that off the list and went from there
Sure.
So you’re pregnant?!?!! Haha jk.... unless??
So is Hashirama. And no, it is not “cancer”, despite what the med nins keep relentlessly insisting.
This is so disrespectful I cant believe so many people are saying it's cancer :( genrom how could you
@madarasuggestions I happened to be in the konoha recycling plant and found this beauty :) it was a little wet and sticky when I got it but I think now it'll be a great shirt for you to wear!! Tell me what you think ❤️
stop saying everyone is going to raid the hokage mansion nothing is being kept here besides regrets
I have so many questions about Madara and Hashirama but I don't know if I should ask them... How have you been? -Jordan
Ask them I'm feeling salty
And I've been ok. A little bored because no one is around lately @jordans-fuckery-and-bullshittery
Are they really that stupid? Did they buy used pregnancy tests or not used? Should I educate?
Yes they're really that stupid but you're going to have to elaborate on the context of pregnancy tests
I was walking past them and Madara asked Hashirama if he took at test anf both of theirs came out positive?
I'm just, at this point I'm debating visiting my grandma.
Glad to see the news spreading :)))
@hashiramadumpster
We need to talk. Immediately
Oh hey what's up "homie"
Nothing. Have you used your pregnancy test yet
Yes I have madara :)))) or should I say, (mito stop reading here) baby daddy!!! my wife is eventually going to find out and leave me but at least we'll have eachother :) 💕
you do realize what that means right.
It means you're about to be an uncle :)))) congrats brother!
@hashiramadumpster
We need to talk. Immediately
Oh hey what's up "homie"
Nothing. Have you used your pregnancy test yet
Yes I have madara :)))) or should I say, (mito stop reading here) baby daddy!!! my wife is eventually going to find out and leave me but at least we'll have eachother :) 💕
i was feeling☺️💁♀️ quite rebellious😎 today📆 so i decided to read📚📖 what you told💬 me not🚫❌ to and im infuriated!!😡 how could you??😭😢
Mito I said stop reading there why did you keep reading I thought you got over your rebellious phase when you let tobirama watch our kids
gamers of konoha. does anybody know where I can buy approximately 30 "live, laugh, love" signs for my wife? I've ran out of ways to please her and I think it's about time for the big guns. the cheaper the better the kids haven't eaten in 3 days.
Wait wait wait... you’re a tree. Can’t you just use tree magic to bud a fruit and feed your crotch gremlins????
I would but that's yet another thing my wife threatened me with 😔 "no feeding the kids with anything from your body"
@hashiramadumpster
We need to talk. Immediately
Oh hey what's up "homie"
Nothing. Have you used your pregnancy test yet
Yes I have madara :)))) or should I say, (mito stop reading here) baby daddy!!! my wife is eventually going to find out and leave me but at least we'll have eachother :) 💕
@hashiramadumpster
We need to talk. Immediately
Oh hey what's up "homie"
gamers of konoha. does anybody know where I can buy approximately 30 "live, laugh, love" signs for my wife? I've ran out of ways to please her and I think it's about time for the big guns. the cheaper the better the kids haven't eaten in 3 days.
@hashiramadumpster 🙄😂xoxo❤️
haha that's so funny honey :)))) please don't leave me ❤️
@mitodumpster Leave him
wow madara that's such a funny joke haha you really crack me up 😊
I have never told a joke before in my entire life. In fact, I don’t even know what a joke is. They’re illegal in my clan. The only time an Uchiha is permitted to laugh is from the thrill of battle
HAHAHAHAHDHSXJJC PLEASE MADARA IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BREATHE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD IN SO LONG
@hashiramadumpster 🙄😂xoxo❤️
haha that's so funny honey :)))) please don't leave me ❤️
@mitodumpster Leave him
wow madara that's such a funny joke haha you really crack me up 😊
