Single People Problems

A following of all the weird messages I and others receive on dating websites. Submit your own.

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Sighhhhh

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At least he's proud of himself

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His profile seemed normal...

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The profile of the dude I just posted “I’m tired of women thinking they’re entitled to the most attractive man in the world and don’t have anything useful to offer besides their pussy.”

Yeah…I’m just going to put this one out there, based on your worldview of women I can pretty comfortably assume you’re going to be single for a while bud.

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This guy wins scum bag of the year.

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Wait what? No dude....no

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The conversation started off pretty normal and then became this...

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Creepiness knows no foreign boundaries

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In what universe does this seem appropriate

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Yeah no

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NOPE

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"Is that accurate?" Fuck you dude

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I give up