Has it happened yet?

You'll hear it here first, folks.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

God fucking dammit.

[hasithappenedyet]

What is "it"

It is not today, and it is probably not tomorrow, but it is someday within the next 20 years (probably next 10 or 15).

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

STILL NO.

[hasithappenedyet]

My mom is convinced it's gonna happen by the end of next week, but I know in my heart of hearts it won't.

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[hasithappenedyet]

No.

[hasithappenedyet]

Is it good or bad when it does happen? I haven't been keeping in the loop what should I feel about it

You know, Henry Kissinger lived to be 100 years old and was commended by both sides of the aisle as an elder statesman, having never seen the inside of a jail cell or the barrel of a gun. He won. He got away with murder, literally, countless murders of men, women, and children across Southeast Asia.

That's a roundabout way of saying that it should feel good when it happens, but it almost certainly won't. It's too little, too late to feel good. The people who will feel bad are going to be performing/exaggerating for the cameras, but I think it's just going to leave a general numbness across the country and the world.

Feel however you want. At this point, the absolute best that we can hope for is that it feels like any other Wednesday when it finally happens, after which we'll immediately start waiting for something else.