@chaoticsphere - Tumblr Blog

wahejendk

no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually

dear-ao3

jonairadreaming

I might've organised this Devil's Sacrament, but you rocked up to it in full ceremonial garb

lordoftablecloths

my favorite video of all time ever

memewhore

ruffboi-mags

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

keremelcream

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

ampervadasz

thickness-protection-program

Edward Cullen energy

jultheevirgo

what does that mean?

thickness-protection-program

i-am-dulaman

The best thing about new zealand english is we get to pick and choose what we like from american english and british english.

The bad thing is that sometimes we choose wrong.

Like. Americans have fries and chips vs brits have chips and crisps. Both valid.

Here? We have chips and chips.

Youd think it'd be fine and that you can figure out which one a person is talking about from context but trust me a good percentage of the time you cannot. And often the person will try to differentiate them by clarifying they meant "Potato chips" only for them to realise a second later that both chips are made from potatoes

theequeerstrian

I shouldn't make fun but that last part is DEEPLY hilarious to me

the-quasar-hero

I really just need them to make ONE really good Stars Wars rpg with character customization, ship customization, and lots of stuff to do. I’m practically begging at this point.

agentthirsty

And the ability to fuck Jar Jar Binks

the-quasar-hero

Let’s not get carried away now

agentthirsty

Need him bouncing and moaning on it

"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"

biteswhenprovoked

Can someone explain this to me?

cop-disliker69

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]