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GAY YAOI KISS

Uhhhhhh I passed out for 10 hours and this was on my ipad screen

no idea where it came from

ok but actually why is this the best thing I ever made in my life

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我就知道大家都喜欢这个梗嘻嘻嘻呵呵呵呵嗯嗯嗯嗯对对对美味啊啊哈哈哈我不用自己画了真他妈懒得画我那张了唉主人嘻嘻嘻嘻我来当你的狗惹

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What your favorite KISS member says about you

Based on the tiktok trend but with my own opinions thrown in. Please don't take anything said too seriously lol.

If your favorite is Paul, no it's not, your favorite is Starchild. You think he's the hottest hunk your eyes have ever laid on and you want nothing more than to make out with Paul Stanley. You want to ruin his makeup don't you? Whore (lovingly). If you like old man Paul too then you're just a Paul Stanley simp I am so sorry there's no escape for you-

If your favorite is Gene there's two ways this can go, number 1 is go die if you're an elitist, number 2 is he's a solid middle option, and you enjoy his theatrics, aka the fire breathing, blood spitting, it's all very metal to you. You don't shit on other members aside from Mark and you just enjoy KISS as it is, and that's honestly fair and I respect that.

If your favorite is Peter you probably don't like Paul or Gene, but you like everyone else, maybe not Tommy and Eric Singer, and that's honestly fair. You get along with the Eric Carr fans too but you really just want the 9 inch catman dick. I know what you are. You think he's chill, and honestly I have no quarrel with Peter fans.

If your favorite is Ace, you guys are usually very nice people, and you either have ADHD, Autism, or something else man, idk what to tell you. This is every neuro divergent's favorite, aside from Eric Singer. The LGBT community also seems to cling to him I've noticed. The gays like the man built like a beanpole. You're low key obsessed with Ace and his spaceman aesthetic and honestly I don't judge, he's funny as all hell.

If your favorite is Anton Fig, y'know that's kinda rare, and I don't know what all to say to Anton Fig fans. Where are you guys? Like seriously, where are you all hiding?

If your favorite is Eric Carr... one word for you: SLUT. You're either very shy but secretly a freak or a freak that wants to fuck the one who looks shy and is actually a freak. If you didn't know by now, he's a fucking freak man, and I mean that in the most loving way possible. You adored the cute fox makeup grin and short drummer vibe and then fucking drooled as the 80's progressed. You wanna fuck him soooo bad. OOOO you wanna fuck him- Also not a fan of Paul, but you won't force your hate for Paul down the Paul fans' throats.

If your favorite is Vinnie you're also a slut for him. I don't know what to tell you. You really love the androgyny he's got going on, and you think current Vinnie is very fuckable as well. Some of the most reserved people I've met as well, much like Vinnie himself, and you're in some private facebook fan group. Vinnie fans are like a cult, honestly.

If your favorite is Mark, no it's not. I mean that. No one's favorite is Mark. We all hate Mark.

If your favorite is Bruce, you know what, I love you. Everyone likes Bruce, I mean no one hates him for any reason, he's low key chill, and he's just making pancakes with his wife. People who's favorite is Bruce are the exact same, they get along with everyone, they enjoy everything, and I respect that. Some of the best people you meet are Bruce fans.

If your favorite is Eric Singer you're probably neuro divergent. I think every Eric Singer fan I've met has autism, but they're very funny people, and usually artistically talented. You fight off the longtime fans that shit on Eric and Tommy daily, you might like the comics, probably have a lot of merch, have been to a concert at least once, and you have the energy of a fuckin chihuahua that snorted pixie sticks. Love you guys.

If your favorite is Tommy Thayer, you have daddy issues so badly and you think he's baby girl. He's built like a refrigerator. You know I'm being so real when I say that Tommy fans will defend him to the end and have some size kink. You like when a big, tall man is towering over you, or you want to DOMINATE that big, tall man. You're short.