I HATE BOY

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i know this blog is dead buried and in the advanced stages of decomposition but i still feel it's my duty to let you all know that i just passed little baptiste in the street three years late

#joff

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Niall Underwood’s Galliano Polariods

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hello old friends,god bless ur souls, i have loved this sad old blog for so long. anyway last september i started my fine art degree in london and it just so happens to be the course that perfect Horse niall Underwood is on, hes a year or two above me sometimes i see him in the canteen or in the library and throw up down my front, it's very unglamorous. i had a niall sighting again today and i nearly fell over myself. he is a divine creature. i love u all we're in this together. hateboy 4 lyf X

hello. we, too, still love this withered dusty old tome. its just so hard to keep up with all of the latest fashion all of the time, especially amidst all this immortal suffering. however: it brings me pure shimmering joy like so many precious rubies to hear of your encounters with Niall. I can't imagine actually being in the same room as him! I'm sure i'd behave tastelessly. i'd probably end up weeping in a corner, sitting in a little wet pile of my own puked up insides. i hope you are able to keep your wits and your health in these trying times. XO gus

"your description of me couldn't have been more off" -John Hein

john hein saw ur assesment of him and responded via twitter.

aw friend you had me all excited that maybe we had hurt his feelings or something. sure, he retweeted a screencap of us comparing him to a keebler elf, and that’s wonderful, but i want to know how it makes him feel. let’s get the paparazzi over there for comment

#ask #gus

papa mathias getting on that black magick level, thank hell

#theres so much i could say about this shoot. this is so much of what i go for in my day to day #mathias lauridsen #papiiii #this was for hero mag and was shot by hugh lippe #thanks hugh!!!!!!#gus

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Make the coat count. #DressNormal

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look whose uncalled for face just showed up as a sponsored post! unfortunately im not surprised that they have to resort to bribery to get anyone to look at him these days. i mean. just disgusting

#miles mcmillan #kill my ass #gus

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i’m sitting in a public space making horrible melty gurgling noises at this picture

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✞ Nothing is Forever ✞

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thanks for the caption help, photographyblackwhitevintage! i, too, love """fashon.""" also, i couldn't agree more that "✞ Nothing is Forever ✞." in fact, i'm currently in the process of escaping my human form so that i may be reborn as a super crazy ghost. so thank you for the insight. xoxo

#i hate blogs like that sfm #Justus Eisfeld #gus

google search: is it normal that i vomited up my own heart

#niall underwood #a good boy #this is from a luisaviaroma editorial #thanks to the anon who told us abt it #i love #gus

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#im going to put myself in an industrial blender

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#um who allowed this

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#joff has been into iceage forever but it just fucking clicked for me just now and im having an existential crisis

one of the best new faces ive seen this year

#a sapling #gus

this photoshoot gave me Quite a Terrific Fright because i was casually scrolling through it enjoying jackson's rectangle skull when, in one of the greatest plot twists of the first half of the 21st century, his hair vanishes mid photoshoot. my dungeons and dragons constitution is a measly 7, so believe you me when i say i was not ready for that.

#jackson rado #by yves bordward. go fuck yourself yves #he cut it a while ago but i haven't been keeping up with the jack attack i don't care #joff