Dark Goose

Russian Roulette

[hghhhhh-big-boys]

This is how some of yall will end up if you keep liking and reblogging my posts

[3e3a33]

[saucymanrex]

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[stardial]

*unskrinkies you*

[worldsendvalent1ne]

[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

why did the weed man heart react to my text

[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

[meltielyn]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

this is a murder scene

[valtsv]

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

[valtsv]

and yes, they both smoke weed

[squidy-y2k]

and which one told you that?

[valtsv]

[pukicho]

Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it

[question-asker]

What does a marine go through?

[pukicho]

Gay sex 

[valtsv]

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

[valtsv]

it's rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

[schaudwen]

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

[thedeliaishere]

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

[tentacleteapot]

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[huffylemon]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

FOOLS. YOU’RE ALL FOOLS.

[eveningcolor]

two of them twosday rb for two of them on twosday

[omsocks]

Reblogging them on THE twosday

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[xxtc-96xx]

[bewilderduck]

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

[zackisontumblr]

they thought what…

[zackisontumblr]

my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

[anneemay]

[graveyardlullabyy-deactivated20]

Need this

[gunsandfireandshit]

[yourenotgettingthisusername]

[castledock]

Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;

“Nobody:

Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”

Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.