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Hello. my name is Wanye Kest. here at karbtahn university, we care about stuff. Im president of everything everywhere and i promise to make everyone drunk and free cookies for everyone. Wax is the official nerd, if u got some big words to say, say em to him and he'll beat u up for me, probably after getting a dictionary and making stuff blow up. vote for me im the toughest cookie. also make all hat donations out to Mr Wanye kest and I will get u something in trade right quicklike. heres a helpful tidbit, gum aint for swallowing you only supposed to chew it. kandra are bread in a fancy hat. STOP THE PAINYE VOTE 4 WANYE!!!!!!!!!!!

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finally

[primiera]

(Meme me up) Meme me up inside (I can't meme up) Meve me up inside (Save me) Call my name and save me from the meme (Meme me up) Bid my meme to run (I can't meme up) Before I come undone (Save me) Save me from the meme I've become

[shittyidea]

U'se apo'strophe’s before every “’s” in your ‘sentence’s

[becausebirds]

[deathcomes4u]

rainbow lorikeets ftw

[purpleweeble-deactivated2025070]

@eezos

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[toastbutteregg]

don’t question the facts

[hatmate-blog]

what u win

yep

[corporation-cats]

[shittyidea]

Roll your windows down during a car wash, so the inside of your car can be cleaned as well

[hatmate-blog]

sometimes u gotta play hard 2 win 4 real times

[billybuckaroo-deactivated201606]

[raspyeyes]

[shittyidea]

A limousine that is extremely wide instead of extremely long

[melaanrouge-blog]

sneak peek at the hair I’ll be wearing as Puck the Midsummer Night’s Dream production we’re putting on! Not the whole look, though–that you’re gonna have to wait for the actual show to see!

If you’re curious and/or want to see more of me being gorgeous and also @hatmate‘s donkey accent, get tickets!!

[thebootydiaries]

noah fence but if the earth is round then explain the protractor in my esophagus?? lms if u agree

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[hatmate-blog]

Mr. President Wanye Kest of Hatdom

[hatmate-blog]

or u could marry wax

??no ths is wayne not wax. also marrijj is 4 nerdsss C|B-|