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Welcome to the CHC recap, my name is Pixlriffs, our writer is ZloyXP, our physical copies printed by Lyarrah. We finally got the printer unjammed, so boy do we hav̵̱͗ẽ̶̼ ̸̞̍ḁ̵̕ ̴͙͒b̷̒͜ă̵̬c̷̝͑ķ̷̔l̷̼̅ŏ̴̹ą̴̅d̸̤̽ ̴̱́t̶̛̖o̵̘̊ ̸̟̽ẅ̴͈o̷̠̐r̷̨͋k̵̫̓ ̴̮̏t̶͖̎h̷̬͑r̷̼̾ǫ̸͌ù̸͖g̶̤̉h̷͎̉ ̸̱́f̴̲͝o̷̩̔ŗ̵̆ ̵̺̓t̵̊ͅh̵̻́e̵̠͝ ̸̬̆ŕ̵͉e̶͈̽c̷̠͝a̸̜̅p̷̩̔!̶͕͗
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S̸̠͖̆͝t̷̢͝a̵̹͊ř̶̜t̸̬͐̓ï̵͚̗n̸̢̝̂g̴͎͑ ̷̛̼w̶͍͝ͅi̵̯̟̐t̸̛͎̣h̶̪̝̐ ̷̫̿̐@tangō̷̙̅f̴͉̽̒ţ̴̱̈ë̷̫́̐k̵͉͍͂̓,̵͎̥̅ ̸̦̽̇w̵̹̿̇h̸̦͛o̴͎̍͝’̴̟̇͝s̵̘͈̾̓ ̸̟͋̕w̵̱͠a̸̺͇͝ị̸̌ṫ̵̢͠ͅ ̵̯̀́h̶̥̝̆͋a̵̹͚͑ǹ̷͉͝g̶̡͙̕ ̶̹̌ö̴̡̞́n̴̻̈̓ ̴͖̍̆ŝ̴̩ȏ̷̰͘m̶̧̿͋͜e̷̹͋̚ṭ̷̝̑h̶̥͖̚i̶͙̯͒̕n̴͎̍ǵ̷̲ ̸̼̳͠i̷̢̛̥s̷̢̈́ͅ ̸̲̘̓̽v̶͔̈̉ḙ̴̛͎r̶̼͔͑y̶̡̛̥ ̷̞̯̽w̸̤̒̉r̸̯̥̒ő̸̺́n̵͕͚̋g̸̼̓̒.̵͚͉̓͝ ̶̲͒Ĩ̸͈m̴̱͂ ̶̬͠g̴̼̓o̶̤͇͋n̵͉̪̯̣͚̟̠͆̒͊̃̚ǹ̴̖̖̽͛̅a̵͕̎ ̵̨̡̧̱̪̜̺̫̘̄̈́̈́̚̕k̴̫̍̑͝ę̶͖̝͙̭̮͕̜̮̀̈͗́̈́̚ę̵͉̣̫̬͎̼͐̿͋ͅp̸͇͕͇̑̐̈́̃̃͐̋̋͜ͅ ̶̠̟̟͕͎̞̣̀͒̔͠w̶̛̼̗̫̿̅̓̅̎͌́́r̶̡̫̗̝̻̥̹̩̘͝i̷̠̱̟͙͔͇̹͋̂̉͊̓͊͠͠ṯ̴̣̙̠͇̣̗̈́͊̃͊̅̑ḭ̷̖̗̬̺̩͕͎͝ͅñ̴͍̄͊́͐̒̏̉g̵̡͉̝̹͉̹̯̳͆͊̐̓̍̌́̅ ̷̲͚̩͐̈́͐t̸̳̐͛o̵̡̦̞̍̆̅͛͋̇ ̶̫̞̦̖̍͌̈́͝k̴̺͈̫͓͗͂̔̎̄̎̔ȩ̶̣̩͉̗̺̞̒̆ę̴̫̗̰̬̻͕̋͛̓̐̋́͠p̶̘͆̀ͅ ̵̝͍̾̐̂ą̶͚͚͍̖͕͇̓̎̿̆͗̿͠ ̴̡͉̺̤̟̭̲͇̊̑̅̒͌͘̚͝r̶͓͌̌̏͜ę̶̥͉͎͕̫̲̬̇͑́̐̈̈́c̸̛̜͓̒͗̉̚ͅo̷̗̗̜̮̘͐̋̃̊̿̽̆̎͠r̵̖̖̰͇̥͇̄̏͝d̴̨͇̲̯̞̫͕͌̄̋͐̋͑̈́͜͝͝ͅ ̶̢̡̾̓͋͊͑͘͝b̸̠̯͖̗̭̊͗̋͜͝ṵ̵͎͇̬͙̼̣̖͔͂̋t̴̳͕̬͙͈̰̟̍ ̵̙͐̈̚i̵̪̜̎̾̋̍̈̔̊ţ̴͔͍͚̭̹̲̰̙͊̃̐͒͐̓͘s̶̞̥̗̱͂ ̸̰̣̻̋̑͒̎͗͘g̶̬͓̳͆͜ǫ̴͈͈̝͚̰̓͜ͅt̴̩͕̮͍͔͈͍̞͗̅͆͐̒̋̌t̴̲͉͇̥̙̗̽̌é̵̙̞̺̯̿̋̊̂ņ̷̥̙̈́̓͊̅̂́̕͜ ̷̙̰̯̟̭̤͈̲̉̚ŗ̷̦̺͙̻̪͑̽͌̋͜ę̶̨͌͊̓̔̈́͆͝͝ã̴͎̩̓͊́̐̎̄l̵͙̼̫͗͜l̷̢̡̖̘̹̣̣̹͈̀͗̊́̏͗͌ý̷̟͍̹͎̣̞̣̌̈́͒ ̸̖̱̺͈̗͇̥̎̌̍̃̽̋̚͝d̴̦̳̻͚̫̙̗̝͍͒̒́͑̍͂̽ạ̵̞̻̈́͋̈́̆r̶͎̻͎̩̓͑̔̎͐͂̔͑̀k̷̢̬̠̗͖̹̪̘̍͗͒̓̀͝.̶̹͔̲̾ ̸̧͎̖͉͚̫̘̤̎͘Ĕ̶̟̹v̶̞̪̻́͑̓̽̈́̐͘ͅę̴̨̥̗̳̫͂̈́̈̿̕r̷̺͓̘͎͎̳̣͗̂y̵͎̋͋́͝ţ̸͔̗̟̻̌̀͛̑̂̑h̵͈͍̆̾̕̕͜ï̵͕͉̖̓̐́́̇͘̕n̵͔̰̼̭̬̮̟͈͍̍͝g̶̢̺͍͗̓̐̑́́͝ ̶̹͍̤̪͊̈̇͗̂̑̓̚͜f̷̡̠̹͙̘̪̪̼̆̋́͛̂͌̌͘e̸͚͖̞̍̎̈́̑̓̋e̶̛̥̓́̅͗̃̃̈́̿͋̅̓̚̕͝͠l̵̡̥͓̰͚̫̼̬̮̹̜̜̎̄̊̉̉͗͝ͅs̸͖̖͙̜̮̙̄͛̊̀̂̍͋͒͝ ̶̨̡͉͎̱̝̭̳̠̳̺͈̖̽̾̿̿̐͐̑̽̎̿k̴̼̅̇̆͆̈́͘i̴̺̼̔͐́̾n̷͉̝̤̺̟̹͓̬̭͌̊d̴̨̨̢̛̤̠̙̩̗̭̠̠̹̈͑̄͒̓̃̇̕a̴̡̭̪̣͚̠̠̾̈́̇̊̾͋̀̄̀ ̴̢̨̢̖̖̙̜͕͉̬̭͎̫̒̓ͅͅf̵͔͇̱̦̔̕ų̶̯͔̼͚͍̮̥̻͕̗͕̭̮͑͆̉͌̓̅̒͗̏͊̌́͘͝͝z̴̤̘̪̙̲̳̹̠̗̹̭͇̳̈̀͋̈̄̎͊̀͐͊͝z̸̞͎̃y̴̛̞̘̫̆́̈́̍͋̈̌͑͝.̸͖̠̩͚̫̙̯̫̞̀̄̔͛̅̀̍͂̿͛̽͊͜͝͝ͅ ̸̻̲͖̺͉̠̤͔̺̫̭̃̀̄̆̒̓͆̈́̏́͝Ì̶̢͖̟͊̇́̅̿̉̒͋’̸̛̱͙̼̤͕͚̖̗̼̯͋̽͂̽̑̿͒͆̀̓̍̓̔͜m̸̞̞̚ ̸̢̮̪̘̮̹̳̞͙̞̰̈̍̔̈̾̔̐͆́̀̈́̊̓̃͘g̶̨̨̩̪̹̝̤̖̳̘̰̜͍̣͒̀̉̈̊̅̎̕̕͝͠ò̷̰̹̗͔͉͍̹̫͍͖̳̫̃̔̿̎̇̈́̀̈́́͆̉̕͠n̶̢̯̟̜̤͉̲͚̫͔̗̠̪̔͜ͅͅņ̵̡͓́̊̆̈́̽̑̊̓a̴̡̦̣̭͓̻͇͈̮̘̤̪͔̽͆̓̆̄̋͊̇̂̔͋͗̕̚̚͜͝ ̶̛͖̙͕̪̮̮̮̝̾̓͑̈́͛ͅţ̴̨̦̗͕̊̈́̐͒̑̀̋̌͠͝ŗ̴̥̟̱̣̮̳̯͈̻̠̮̱̥̅ỵ̷̨̪̪̜͉͖͈͖̫͋̑͘͜͜ͅ ̸̩̻̱̈͂̍ţ̵̛̪͉̥͈̯̞̳͉̤̪̭̌̌̋̿̓̀̃͑͌̋̏̈́͘͜͜ͅö̷̳͕̖̟̱͇͈́̈̂͘͝ ̸̡̯͙̯̮͈͎͎͔̪̱͍͔͎̥͇̪̃͑̏̕f̸̧̘̼̥͌̄̎͒̒̈́̋͘͘͜͝͝i̷͙̣̞̝̮̦̫̾͐̓̽ͅn̸̥̝̬̱͙͉͖̣͓̣͎̆̌͆̐̈́͂̿̏̔͂d̶̲̘̱͚̥̘̤̺͚̬͆͜ ̵̨̡̟̜̹͈̖̼͎̳̦̺͓̹͍̎̑͗͑̕z̷̧̳̼̱͙̀́̂͊̃̆͐̀̉͒̉̐̆͆̋͘l̵̬̭̈̀̐̍̓̋͂͐́́̕͠͠o̷̢͉̝̙̘͔͓̗̹̖̰̟̟̤̝̒̈́̔͒̇̄͌̀͊̆y̷̧͉͊̋̈́̀̀́͊-̵̯̘͉̗̘͆͛̀̏̊͂̑̐̑͋͐̔̚̕͘͝͠ ̷̧̬͖̬̹̮̝̤̂͂͂̋͗̂͂͂͑͠͝ͅö̷̧͉̳̙̱̭̜̹̘̫́̏̊̏̑͊̕̚̚͜h̶̖́̑̏̇͋͌̀̐́̃̃͑͘̕ ̶̨̛̹̤͕̬͎͉̯̟̱̥̯͙͖͍͇̿n̶̡̛̤̱͙̹̩̗͖̤̪̩̬̣̙͉̯͎̋̿̄́͋̾͗̿̕ö̴̟̻̗͚̖̝͚̬͕̮̗́͋͒͛̄͂͘ͅͅ ̴̭̰͙͙̭̺͓͓̱̣̘̝̝̣͂͒́̎͊̿̅̈͒͝ḩ̵͔͍̫̩̑ͅë̵̦̯̣͇̮͙̳̗̣̱͈̖́͊̃̀͑͜’̷̡̰̤̩̪̲͙̀̉͜ş̴̳̯̩͕̗̗̦͍̤̳̱͙̯̃̈́̓̎̃̑͒́͒͜͝ͅ ̸͓̞͈̠͇̤̓͂̌̂́̏̄͛̓̾̉̚͝u̸̧̫̤̘̥̗͇̦͕͚̖̖͒̓̀͋͌͗͊͆̔͝n̶̡̗̬͕͉̻̮͍͖̝͕͓͊̒̽̇̎̇̅̈́́̆̇͘̕͜ͅc̷̢̣̀̉͌̓̈́͐͗͝ǫ̷̢͎̯̝̖̝͇̙̹͇͇͔͈͐̐ͅņ̷̛̦̗͔̪͉̖̖̬̲̺̜͈̼̠̞̿͆̀̕͜͠ş̴͓̥̦͇̻̯̱͎̳̻͆̑͐͆̊͋͑̈́̇͜͠ç̵͎̹̄͑ͅͅi̶̢͈͓̱͇̪͎̞̥̎̎̐̑̂͐̇̂̚ö̵̺̦̟͙̤̙͈͙̮́̀̔͒͛̚ų̷̨̢͇͙͖̗̯͚̤͖̱̼̖́́̽̏̈́ͅͅs̵̡̛̛̗͔̯̻̖͎̪̙̥̙͕͑̐̔̉́͜ͅ.̵̮̞̝͈̻̮͖̌̐ͅͅ ̵̀͊ͅS̶̹͔̟̣̱̣̹̞͓̦̝̲̹͇̱̏̇̆̀̂̍̂̈̄̍́͆̐o̶̝͕̺̠͑́͂͌̽̈́̄̀̕͝ ̷̧̢̙̼͍͕̪̪̥̞̬̗̜̼̱̂́̃ḯ̸̧͕̺̗͔͇̯̐͑̑̋̐͜͜ş̶̫̪̼͈̮̻̲̜̫̺̘͈̙̾̒̾̽̚͘͜ͅ ̵̡̡̨̡͔̻̳̘̼̭͙͇͗̾̿̂̎̿̾͛͐͆̀̐͛͒͘͝͝L̴͖̎͊̀̓͑̓͐̉̉͛͑̿̈͒́̄͝ỵ̴̛͈̞̹͑͋̇͌̈́̆͊́̃̊̄̎̓̂͝͝ǎ̸̛̭̯͈̲̹́̎̓͐͂̀̏́͛̋̎͊̚̚͜͝r̶̢̡̛̼̜̺͎͈̱͎͉̟̿̀́̐̐̈́́̐̓̋̒̆̈͘ͅř̶̡̛̠͈̪̦͕͖̞͈̣̳̹̇̒͑̍́̈́̇̑͝͝ă̴̛̗͔̲̪̝̘̺̺̳͐̅h̸̢̢̳̟̜̮̤͔̩̦͖̥̠̐̈́̉̅̄̓̌̔̃̏̒̃̎̀͌͜͝ͅ.̶̡̧͈͍̲̣̮͖͉̦̝̯͚́͛̎̂̏̽͜͜͠
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W̶͔̯̰̻̟̟͌͊̀͑̓̈́̍̇̑̊̑̿́̿͗̋̒͋̈́͘h̸͓̯̠̬̬̼̓̀a̴̹̝̘̗̞͍͒̏̅t̵̨̨̧̛̛͕̥̹̼̻̮̰̫̜̺̦̙̺̙̜́͂̈́̇̆̋̊̈́͝s̸̜̲͔̠̻̞̝̲̓͒̈́͒̂̈̉̋̎͗͠͠ ̴̖̟͙͎̠̜̬͕̻̗̥̗̯͐̕ģ̴̢̨̙̟̘̱̹̣̥̮̅͊͜ͅö̵̥̥̟͙͎̰͔̣́̈́̇̋̒͊͗̀́̾̿͐͗͌͋́̄͆̕͘͘͘͝ͅi̸͔͊͒̔̀̄͠͠ṅ̷̢̧̨̢̨̛̦̟̩̜͚̮͆͒͆̂̚̚͜g̷̢͖̭͔̥͍̥̫͗̋͆̏͛̏̀̈͗͌͑̌̀̔̂̈̋͌̉̆͠͠ ̵̠͚̤͚͔̪͓̤͍͎̹̳͇̤̮̝͕̫̓ơ̶̟͚̞̮̱͗̾̀̓̅̾̿́͆̀̈́̓̿̿̾͛͂͌̉̕ñ̶̡̛̛̩̲̹̫̱̟͇̙̻͓̋͌̿̿̋̿̓̔̉͊̉̍̾̎̇͗͑͌ ̸̘̙̝̤͇͎͔̞̤̹̮͕̃͑͑̄̐͊̓̓̏̋̈́̆̍̎̓͗͂̐̈́̅͜͜͝i̵̢̡̦̝͇̺͖̠̹̪̥̦͇͍͓̜͇̭̻͓̲̤͕͊̐̔͛̍̒̚m̸͉͎̫̘̲͔̰̫̬̝̩͎̩͙̗͖̺͎̊̾̀͘͜͜͜ͅ ̵͉͂͑͗f̷̡̢͍̭͖̤̯̗̳͚̻͍̺̠͓̎͗̅̂̅̈́̋͐̐̓̐̃͊͌̓̄̈̃̈͘͠e̵̡͉̮̣̯̟̩̼̞̭̝̼̘̦̝͈̖͕͛̒͌͑̈́̾̓̈́͊̋̐̏̀̓̀̅͘̕͝͝͝͝ͅe̷̼̻̠͇̫̠̽̽͗̎̇͠l̶̞̤͖̺͈̓̿̓̓́͜͠ḯ̵̜̠̤͖͗̈́̈́n̷̨̧̨̧̟̻̩̗̭͓̺͇̼͖̞̮͙̟̐̋̐̄͐͒͗̃̔̒̊̔̑͆́͘̚͜͜ģ̴͇̙̞̯͖͍̭̬̺͚̞̠͉̹͍̯͙̣̎̇̐ ̵̛̖̜̰̙͖̪̞͈̫̻̙̫̹̽̐̇͛̍͗̈́̑̐̓̈̑͆̈̒̄̈́̚̕͘̕ķ̷̢̨͇̠̩͘ḯ̶̧̭̀͗͊͗͗̍̂͊͆̈́̉̓̌̃̍̉̂̑̌͝ņ̴̨̧̨̙̹͚̥̝͈̙̬̰͈̱͚̯͎͔̭̰̅͗͋̓͘ď̶̡̧̜̲͍̺̜̟̤̗̍̅͂̄̾͆̿͌̃̓̑̀̂͝͠a̵̞̱̯͍̤̟̣͙̯͋̆͋ͅş̴̝̣̘̬̟͕̩͓̪̖̩͓̼̊͋̈́͐͆̚͜͜͝ͅḽ̷̢̢̡̼͖̼̺̺̟̱̓͒͂̈͗́̅̿̉͗͋̅͋͛̚̕͝ͅḱ̵̢̡̭͎̙̮͍͇̖̗͙͙̻̭̙̭̮̼̑͋̾̒̈́̓̈́̐̂̚͜͠ë̸̼̘͍̥̮̩̬̱̰́̒͌͌̏̄e̸͕͖̤͖̱͉͈̜̺̟̗͚͓̞̊͆̈́͌̋̒̐͂̀͌̎̉̄̌̅̇͘͘͠ͅi̶̢̻̥̼̻͒̈́̉̿̍̂̈́̎̿͐̽̂̿͘f̶̧̳͑̀̔͂̋̾͐̇͒̅̊̚m̸̛͕̞̼̥̙̯͌͊̊q̸̢̡̠̮̯̯̙̹͖̭̺̺̘̪̙̿̂͋̉͑̌̈͆̔̽̃̍̇̎h̶̡̢̢͇̹̻̪̤̖̱̜̦͆̐̄̈́̂̐̿͑̃̏̿̈̈́̊͂͗̓̕͘͜͝l̷̢̰̜̖̫̳͈̖̗͉͔͓͉̭̒͋̉͒̋͝q̸̢̡͖͎͚͖̭̩̙̼̪̩̖͖͐͛̈́̋̈̈́̆̉̐͂̑̎̑͊͝͝͝ͅj̴̡̢̧̭͕͔̤͓̥̹͇̥͓̯̣̤̈́͋̈́̃ͅķ̴̛̻̰͓͉͎̭̰̇̽̎̑̂̔̊͊̌͒̊͆̋̇̽̚͜͝͠
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Current date: June 21st, 2024
ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᓭ ᓭᒷᒷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴ᒷ ᓵᔑリ ᓵ⍑ᔑリ⊣ᒷ.
(the paper burns up into ash. the world moves backwards. everything you know about these characters is yet to happen. welcome to the great HATO reset.)
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Welcome to the CHC recap, my name is Pixlriffs, our writer is ZloyXP, our physical copies printed by Lyarrah. We finally got the printer unjammed, so boy do we have a backload to work through for the recap!
(the text begins to get progressively more glitchy as it continues, and is barrel readable by the end)
Starting with @tangoftek, who’s wait hang on something is very wrong. Im gonna keep writing to keep a record but its gotten really dark. Everything feels kinda fuzzy. I’m gonna try to find zloy- oh no he’s unconscious. So is Lyarrah.
Whats going on im feeling kindaslkeeifmqhlqjk
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Current date: June 21st, 2025
Current date: June 21st, 2024
Let's see what we can change.
(the paper burns up into ash. the world moves backwards. everything you know about these characters is yet to happen. welcome to the great HATO reset.)
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