Liveblogging Death Note With Friends Starters
“Is he doing homework for money? Man that’s goals.”
“That school looks worse than mine and honestly it’s surprising.”
“He looks just like my brother that’s scary.”
“___ did a good thing for the world.”
“If you are a cheerleader why do you dislike it so much?”
“Man I should start doing homework for money too.”
“HI I’M AWAKE I WAS JUST LIKE A TREE OR PLANT OR SOMETHING.”
“This guy is the most unlight guy ever.”
“Where’s my top of the class, model student serial killer?”
“Why does that lab have so many jars on shelves like that in a school that’s such an awful idea.”
“I almost called him Ryuunoske.”
“Good thing you have a pen.”
“Decapitation? How does a basketball–Oh. OH.”
“That was quite the chain reaction of events.”
“How is he gonna explain that room?”
“THAT’S SOME X-FILES LEVEL OF SHIT.”
“Apparently he’s the chief of police.”
“The lights will flicker on and off, but nobody will be there.”
“Apple as a peace offering.”
“He looks like a goblin mixed with an ent.”
“No shark attacks while on the toilet.”
“That guy’s partying it up.”
“Our friend impaled himself.”
“Why is he writing in gym class that’s awful.”
“Why the duck is that bitch reading that in gym.”
“Why is ___ so fucking stupid?”
“He’s so edgy I can’t take him seriously.”
“Aye guuurl come into my room.”
“How does your head explode from electrocution?”
“Perfect Japanese? Weeb.”
“His Japanese was terrible.”
“Sleep is the key to strong thought? Can’t agree.”
“I would not fall asleep listening to that.”
*Hacker noises* “I’m in.”
“If I had a death god I’d sass him as well.”
“Congratulations. You’re now smarter than Light Turner.”
“Don’t pat yourself on the back that’s no achievement.”
“Is he gonna kill his dad? Bye dad.”
“Thirty one hours since sleep.”
“You don’t fuck with someone’s ice cream buddy.”
“He didn’t get proper sleep.”
“Wait did his haircut change between scenes?”
“Who just left candy sitting there on the floor?”
“GET ME MY FUCKING NOTEBOOK.”
“I’m gonna kill you unless you give me a notebook.”
“__ WITH A GUN! ___ WITH A GUN!!!”
“That’s a great way to end the school dance.”
“LET ___ KEEP HIS GUN!!!!”
“Death can be handed out from a calculus textbook.”
“Aren’t you glad I talked you into watching this?”
“Only if I suffer with friends.”
“What’s with the cheesy music?”
“Calculus is truly the bringer of death.”
“In the end Calculus was the real enemy, and stabbing was the friends we made along the way.”
“Knock on the door even though he’s in a coma?”
“HOW DID HE KNOW HE WAS OUT OF THE COMA?”
“OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY. THOSE BASTARDS!”
“THIS ISN’T HOW THE DEATH NOTE WORKS.”
“THIS IS BREAKING SO MANY RULES.”
“WAS THAT THE ENDING WHAT?!”
“So glad we suffered through this together.”
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