Wife: "I'm leaving you. I've met someone from work. He's different. He supports my dreams, he listens, and when something is wrong he doesnt just give the same response over and over."
Fitness Influence Husband: "I see. Quite obviously this concerns me, and I think several factors could be contributing to how you feel. Let me start with the basics though. Have you..."
Wife: "Don't you f**king dare."
F.I. Husband: *holds hands in prayer position to lips, locks eyes* "Have. You. Had. Enough. Water. Today?"
Wife: "THIS! This is what I'm talking about, this exact..."
F.I. Husband: *interupts* "Yes, ok... but... what color is your urine output?"
Wife: *storming out front door* "I'm done with you! I'll be at my sisters!"
F.I. Husband: *follows out front door, yelling to car as it pulls away* "LET ME SEE YOUR PEE!"
