👤

I'm just here to make you laugh

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catasters]

[loloftheday]

Plant shaming

[katschy]

He’s a doctor.

[homestuck]

doctor shaming

[sailorcuba]

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

[tasmanianstripes]

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

[catchymemes]

[yizere]

[studentlifeproblems]

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[anxietyproblem]

[maramahan]

Every night when I tell the pup it’s time for bed, he sprints to his crate and sits so politely — expectantly, even

But he’s not expecting food, nor pets — nor even praise

No

He‘s waiting to be tucked in

[maramahan]

I forgot, one night — I was tired and I didn’t remember to wrap him in his blanket before I went upstairs

Not half an hour later, he started barking and crying and I couldn’t figure out why

But now I know

He was waiting to be tucked in

[maramahan]

Sir, I accuse you of baby

[maramahan]

YOUR GUILT IS CONFIRMED

YOU ARE B A B Y

[whitepeopletwitter]

[krabby-kronicle]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[catchymemes]

[rosetintmyworld84]

[kingscrown666]

This was better than I imagined

[subtubitles]

[fantasmalresplendent]

The Good Place really said “People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them, when they don’t?” and "We choose to be good because of our bonds with other people" and "What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday" and "If soulmates do exist, they aren't found, they're made" and "That knowledge [that life ends] is what gives life meaning" and "The answer is friends" and "That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love" and I think that's very sexy of them

[uncoolmathgames-deactivated2024]

[soshinee]

gifs that obliterate you on impact

[argodeon]

Here’s a better one

[notnando]

best pickup line of our generation