Ghost Girl

It’s a dead end.

[imaginescottpilgrim]

[understands]

[ginkotree]

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

[amitypark]

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidery Art Hoops

Northwise on Etsy

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[yellowsugarwords]

i'd like to think clem and i are similar in character since i'm 17 and love black coffee but she's a total badass while i'm a complete marshmallow

Marshmallows can still be badass anon!!! Take Ghostbusters for example.

You’re badass, anon! ❤️

[bastard-woodsman]

…..and, some more snares. I’ve been practicing making these in my backyard and I’m pretty sure my neighbors think I’m insane.

[bastard-woodsman]

Fire-bow kit

[heatherwitch]

This shelter was more spacious - and smokey - than it looked!!! 🌿🌲

[hqcreations]

Hobo Stove Pakoras with Backyard Foraged Dandelions

Our backyard has exploded with dandelions, and I’ve been keen to try out a camping recipe.

Hobo stove.

Upcycled from its previous life as a giant can of chickpeas, this simple device was also begging for a test drive.

Tinder. Twigs. Light.

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Dandeliiiiiiiions.

I plucked these golden nuggets straight from the yard and gave them a quick rinse. The moisture trapped in the petals hold the perfect amount to adhere the flour and spices - no need to add more. My take on the pakora mix consists of chickpea flour, coconut flour, fine cornmeal flour - a 3:1:1 ratio. For seasoning, add a pinch of garam masala, turmeric, salt, and chili powder.

Toss in bag. Coat.

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Fry.

Let the pakoras slide around the pan. Careful to turn and not burn. The hobo stove can pack a lot of heat. 

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Serve with a chutney or your favorite condiment. Can’t get more seasonal, local, homecooked, and energy-efficient than this!

BACKYARD FORAGED DANDELION PAKORA POPPERS….DONE~

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Everyone just read that in the voice of Gordon Ramsay from FWord right? Right…? Because otherwise I just wasted 30min of my life concocting this.

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

The zombie apocalypse had begun, and I was one of the people looting a massive store. Most looters were taking things like DVD players and designer shoes, but I was grabbing practical things like umbrellas and a sewing kit, to benefit an entire caravan of survivors so that we could stay on the move. Spock / Leonard Nimoy helped me get a set of frying pans I couldn’t reach on my own, but he hurt his shoulder in the process. Once I woke up I realized that they weren’t very good frying pans anyway.

[pastelog]

I don’t wanna die - A zombie apocalypse playlist

- Admin Paint

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The zombie apocalypse was coming and me and my family were preparing to go live in the woods, but we didn’t know how to survive there, so we decided to recruit my geoscience teacher, but his soul was stuck inside of Mufasa and all the other animals were trying to kill him and with the help of Gandalf ( I kid you fucking not) we managed to save him.

[my-wickedone]

Small, stupid things that probably happen to us during the zombie apocalypse nobody talks about

I can’t be the only one asking these questions while watching my favorite shows… how does everyone always look so perfect? How do they organize their everyday life? Here’s a short list of unfortunate things that would certainly happen to somebody during a zombie apocalypse:

- coughing/ sneezing/ hiccups which will attract zombies - periods - not finding Tampons - slipping/ tripping/ stumbling - yeast infections - other infections - growth of hair in odd places - smelling bad - toothaches - only finding bad CDs - bad hair days - no fitting bra - getting the tiniest scratch from a zombie - yellow teeth - knowing what you want to eat but not finding it, ever - trying to remember song lyrics but never hearing them again - lacking privacy - toilet paper

Feel free to add what comes to your mind

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a zombie apocalypse so everyone headed towards my school because there was a prepared bunker there in case this happened, so while I was down there I realized the zombies didn’t look like zombies and I looked up why and it turned out the government accidentally released a chemical that made everyone high af and since we were so high we all thought that it was the apocalypse.

[mehrunes-razor]

Witches in the zombie apocalypse

Witches finally being able to live in nature without judgement

Putting sigils up to keep zombies away

Male, female, and other witches coming together to live in tribes

Solitary witches that live in cottages and use their athames to stab zombies

Necromancers finding magickal uses for zombies and their parts 

Witches that loot pagan and herbal stores for crystals and herbs since they couldn’t afford them before

Surviving groups consulting the witch for advice and/or spells

[astrologistics]

Signs in a Zombie Apocalypse

The fearless leader who is done with crap and somehow knows what the hell is going on: Capricorn, Sagittarius

The one with the guns and blowing crap up: Aries, Gemini

Goes on a risky supply run because they don’t care about crap they just care about food might as well die trying right: Taurus, Leo

Screams but bashes zombies’ heads in anyway: Libra, Scorpio

Hides in the cellar or attic or some random house and boards up all the windows: Pisces, Virgo

Is the zombie: Cancer, Aquarius