The World's Been Nightmarished

You're probably a cakesniffer. Hi, I'm Tulito. I'm 27. And I'm into TV shows. A lot. I post a lot about David Bowie, The Smiths, Lady Gaga, A Series of Unfortunate Events, American Horror Story, Vis A Vis/Locked Up, How to Get Away With Murder, Gotham, Arrow, Supergirl, DC's Legends of Tomorrow, La Casa De Papel/Money Heist, The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, La Casa De Las Flores/The House of Flowers, Alta Mar/High Seas and more. The best Netflix shows are the foreign ones you probably aren't watching, tbh.

[chickenfarmersan]

[homokommari]

america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here

[homokommari]

if i got rescued by a superhero id be like "theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really wanna help me". if a magical girl rescued me id be like "thank u girl, good luck on ur math test!"

[hellomynameisbisexual]

[fanonical]

violet baudelaire could have invented anything thomas edison did, but thomas edison could not have survived thirteen asoue books

[dankmemeuniversity]

[midnightcowboy1969-deactivated2]

me recommending anything: this is bad and dated but it's good okay, it's aged poorly and it's bad but it must be seen

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

"OHH you're following me, oUUhhh I didn't know that!"

[cowboy-garfield]

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you're having a stroke* thing when they stammer

[mooncustafer]

If you’d like to see more of these, go on YouTube and search “breakdowns of 1938” (or 1939, 1940, etc). The editors at Warner Bros used to save them and make a blooper reel for the whole year to show at the staff holiday party.

[amygdalae]

black and orange might b the classic Halloween colors but let us not forget purple and pale turquoise they are 100% as ghastly and ghoulish

[bogleech]

The thing is the colors of Halloween are all of the colors. You’ll see Halloween promotions like “we made our milkshakes GREEN!!! Spooky!!” or entire product lines where it’s all red because that’s like gothic vampire stuff or devilish. Blue motifs for haunted mansions, white ghosts and bones and ivory, pink guts and blob monsters, Halloween just celebrates every possible color palette and aesthetic.

[dollsahoy]

[redowlkitchen]

Yesterday, one of my preschoolers came up to me very concerned, and said, “Miss ____, this book doesn’t have any pages!”

Now, this kid is only three, and I can’t always understand what he says because he’s still so little. However, he carries himself and has the conversational lilt of an 80-year-old academic, so I absolutely believed him. Also, like any library, not all of our books have been as gently used as one might like, so there’s always a chance that the pages of the book this kid was holding actually had fallen out somewhere, and he was only holding the cover. I hurried over to see if this was the case and he opened the book for me, still very concerned.

He had only opened to the end sheet, that blank page at the front of a book. I turned the page for him to reveal the title page. This look of absolute relief crossed his face and he went, “Oh, silly me. I didn’t look hard enough!”

I love kids.

[averageperson123]

I have decided that nothing is embarrassing and now I’m even crazier than before

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween

[cicadianrhythm]

you’re gonna hollow out my what

[uiruu]

your ween

[teddy-stonehill]

This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

[desolationlesbian]

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

[perrokallej3ro]

i’m fucking crying y’all

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

simply the fact that different body types for women go in and out of style throughout the decades should be enough to tell you that women’s bodies are considered consumable goods under capitalism

[kitsnicket]

I love how the baudelaires remain impeccably well dressed the entire time they’re trying to escape count olaf it’s like that one Reno 911 meme

[kitsnicket]

[kitsnicket]

Finley said this a few days ago in the vfdiscord which is a great analysis

[devouringyourson]

rb for something really lgbt to happen to you too