hunter @perrokallej3ro - Tumblr Blog

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

tidal-chaos

ttanaart

the family<3

#eimiko #jeanlisa #beiguang #genshin

kleefkruid

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

juuxzi

#genshin #beiguang #this may be the most beautiful fucking thing #ive seen #god i love ghem so ncmejxmskzksjdjdjsjs #this artwork deserves to be ina museum

kipleto

#eimiko #genshin

losstfrost

Eternity's companion and the encroaching numbness of immortality

im weak

"Time between them, which had stood still for a long while, began to move once more"

God's Favourite

In the end, after a lengthy and aggrieved phone call from Bianca, Enid admits, "Okay, that was a little funny".

Part 1

#wenclair

angelslant

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack