👽cute as fuck👽

♡andy | queer | they/them ♡ I'm very sensitive

[valtsv]

mosh pit? no i'm afraid you misheard. i said moss pit. come and join me in the peat boys.

[animatedtext]

[kaijuno]

[sexhaver]

someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker stealing their food out of the fridge so they started labeling it “POISON - DO NOT EAT” in sharpie on both the bag and the food’s wrapper every day and the person still kept stealing it so after a week they added a bunch of laxatives to their food and the thief had to go to the hospital and could possibly sue OP. the general consensus was that OP was technically objectively in the wrong from a legal standpoint but there is 0% chance of them being convicted in criminal court because that would require finding 12 jurors who would rule in favor of someone stealing food labeled “POISON - DO NOT EAT” and then getting poisoned

[goawfma]

it was also supposed to be temporary 

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

reverse saint patrick

I am an international snake smuggler and I have just arrived in ireland

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

guy who gets food poisoning: dies

milton friedman:

[newurl69]

[goobra]

*preorders*

[moogdog-blog]

[rslashrats]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[godtechturninheads]

[galactides]

[xtec]

me protesting this dumb trend

[la-laborista-republiko]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ultrasopp]

if you compliment your cis male friends by calling them handsome and strong but you compliment your trans male friends by calling them pretty and cute and soft you need to take a moment and think about why you do that and how you really look at your trans friends

[ultrasopp]

you may also take a moment to think if you call your cis male friends “man” but you call your trans male friends “boy” when they are the same fucking age :)))

[ultrasopp]

actually, @ cis people, take a moment to think about this anyway because you might be doing this subconsciously!

and no, having done this subconsciously doesnt make you a bad person, realizing mistakes and changing behavior is part of growing and all that stuff

[mellifexfarm]

lady

[mark-gently]

The core tenet of Stupidism is that everyone is really hecking stupid.

The core values of Stupidism are

Caution: because we, being stupid and surrounded by stupid people, are liable to do something stupid or be subjected to the stupidity of others at any time and in any situation.

Compassion: because it sucks to be stupid, and we are all stupid together.

Curiosity: because being stupid means having a lot to learn.

[etirabys]

This is my third reblog of this post this year and that is because it’s very good.