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a poll blog dedicated to sex toys :) not strictly an objectum blog but I do believe their beliefs. eighteen and above only please! requests accepted in askbox!

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[loveridden1999]

[wedbetter]

"does owning/using sex toys make you objectum?" it does if youre doing it the right way. it does for me.

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[butchfagminotaur]

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

[butchfagminotaur]

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

[butchfagminotaur]

if you call someone a “masturbator” in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a “gooner” and you’ve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves

leftists need to fucking stop using the term “gooner” right fucking now

[butchfagminotaur]

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[haveyouusedthissextoy]

can't post pictures of sex toys that resemble genitals. literally 1984

[haveyouusedthissextoy]

Have you used this sex toy? (Chance Flared by Bad Dragon)

I've used this, and I liked it

I've used this, and I disliked it

I haven't used this, but I would consider it

I haven't used this, and I wouldn't consider it

I don't use penetrative sex toys in general

Voting ended onJun 14

[haveyouusedthissextoy]

Have you used/would you use this sex toy? (Traffic Cone by Phreak Adult Toys)

I've used this, and I liked it

I've used this, and I disliked it

I haven't used this, but I would consider it

I haven't used this, and I wouldn't consider it

I don't use penetrative sex toys in general

Voting ended onJun 11

[crazy-brazilian]

[satanfemme]

all kink is art

[satanfemme]

if you thought the thesis was supposed to be that kink is just play pretend, I have good news for you!

all play pretend is art

[satanfemme]

and as for art? baby, that's all play

[satanfemme]

I don't think I'm qualified to answer whether or not all art is kink, that's up to you to decide

[satanfemme]

it coheres?

[haveyouusedthissextoy]

that battery wants to be used in your vibrator it's like going to valhalla for them

[haveyouusedthissextoy]

Would you/have you used this sex toy? (Twisted Fantasies Tessa the Tulip)

I've used it, and I liked it

I've used it, and I didn't like it

I haven't used it, but I would consider it

I haven't used it, and I wouldn't consider it

I don't use dildos in general

Voting ended onMay 10

[haveyouusedthissextoy]

Have you used/would you use this sex toy? (Tenga Arte Drape)

I've used it and I liked it

I've used it and I did not like it

I haven't used it, but I would consider it

I haven't used it, and I wouldn't consider it

no penis button

Voting ended onMay 9

[yesornopolls]

after dark: do you enjoy masturbating?

Do you enjoy masturbating?

Yes

No

See results

Voting ended onMay 9

[agnesandhilda]

I would actually love to be one of the people who makes the fantasy dildos

[agnesandhilda]

I'll make a thousand dragon dongs before I serve this country

[draconym]

Fordite from the artisan dildo factory