ain't dead yet

Mars, they/them ace autistic.

[friccahacked]

fuck it. kafcake

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[muppetyaoi]

another one for the collection, gang.

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[hypokeimena]

[image description: screenshot of text reading: i am so tired of absolutely 'head empty, vibes only' style of writing genre fiction. i'm sure the pinterest board for this was lovely. /end description]

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

[an-ruraiocht]

sometimes people take attempts at historical nuance regarding terminology to mean "people didn't use these words to describe these identities and behaviours, but these identities and behaviours still existed, because they are fundamental truths of what it means to be human", rather than "we map our current conception of identities and behaviours with these words but they are not labels that can be straightforwardly applied to past experiences of the world because identities, behaviours, and conceptions of how those fit together are culturally and historically specific" and it. frustrates me

i don't think there is a concrete external reality of sexuality that we are merely creating labels to describe. i think the fundamental experience of sexuality is shaped by the labels and ideas available to us. people will always exist who don't conform to the norms of their time and will drive the development of new terms and new ideas but they do that within their own context not because of some like........ ontological pattern

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[grimark]

did you see they made jane prentiss from the magnus archives real

this is the correct way to feel about having a wasp's nest in your house.

[grimark]

oh fuck you were not kidding

[strangeindividual69]

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

[samlickereightyone]

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

[samlickereightyone]

love the global audience chiming in we're in this together

[probablybadrpgideas]

The party is hired by a noble to remove a major haunting at his manor which is bad enough he has moved to his summer home until it is resolved.

The party discovers the noble is actually a vampire and the ghosts are all of his victims, who have resolved to make his unlife an unliving hell as much as possible. Mostly by knocking over cups of “wine”.

I need you to know I had to read this twice because the first time I read unlife as unalive and almost deleted the ask

[onlytiktoks]

[piedude]

[artistredfox]

Audio transcription:

So I've been seeing a few comments like this in this video(rustling noises) and, I will assure you, just because she is white cat does not mean she's deaf. She's just tired of my shit. Peep this. [clears throat] [clicks tongue] [clicks tongue] See? See, not deaf. But watch this.

[deep breath, then fast] summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human, What I gotta do to get it through to you, I'm superhuman, Innovative and-

See, she's just sick of my shit.

(tiktok ending sound plays)

[For additional context, the fast part is from the song Rap GOd by Eminem. OP of the video sings it at the same pace as the original song.]

[madebykyra]

My sister took more photos of my dress. I am very happy with how this turned out :)))))

Only one more weekend until the Renaissance Faire!!!!

[cowboy-garfield]

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

[pancakeke]

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

[wheeloffortune-design]

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[catstrat]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[weepingwidar]

Yezi Lou (Chinese, 1997) - Hi From a Random Mop Bucket (2021)

[artsludge]

high-5!

[teaboot]

MY MOM SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN HER CITY SO SHE CALLED TO TELL ME ABOUT "THE UGLY CAR SOME GUY WELDED TOGETHER" ADFFHGYJGUHGHGGHGGHGGHHGHGG

[teaboot]

SHE THOUGHT HE MADE IT IN HIS GARAGE