And how's that work? You're a bicycle.

[dumblr]

Effort matters.

[havissard]

huh. this layout seems familiar somehow

[havissard]

where the fuck did everyone go?

[sixmonthsandgone]

Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), dir. Arwen Curry

[guerrillatech]

[patrocles]

i don’t normally like to add onto posts but i thought this thread was pretty insightful (link)

[fizzywrench]

(via Jovishark)

[konoko]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[redshift-13]

Michigan lawmakers listened to 6 hours of election fraud testimony and it was hilarious

On Tuesday, Michigan lawmakers dedicated more than six hours to allowing evidence-free testimony on the unproven and, frankly, unprovable election fraud claims of Trump supporters. A good summary of these kinds of events came from a man named Bill...

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Geralt & Jaskier / The Monster Factory

Get a load of those sweet, sweet boys. Now that’s a boy I could get into.

[dirbyagnesvarda]

jenny slate / red white & royal blue by casey mcquiston

[havissard]

I volunteer as tribute.

[accras]

“Right now is a great time to sharpen the little skills, Fine-tune the little habits, and find joy in the little things.” [x]

[taraljc]

OMG HER WEE FAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEE

[havissard]

@siempremorphine

[official-creepypasta]

Imagine finding this in your basement.

[yurotrash-deactivated20201212]

Is this out of lord or the rings

[nevui-penim-miruvorrr]

welcome to moria (Y)

[mariomarc]

I’d love to have this in my basement

[deadddeviant]

A Viking tomb would be awesome

[unclebeanbag]

For fucks sake. 

[midnight-spectrum-again]

That’s some horror movie shit

[thatonedildonamedfrancois]

I’m both terrified and intrigued by this

[secretsunkept]

I’d have to sell the whole house. I can’t sleep properly knowing I’m on top of a crypt & zombies can come get me at any moment

[havissard]

and then that fool of a Took, Pippin, knocks the skeleton down the well, and the orcs come to fight you. They have a cave trolll; it breaks down the barricaded door, allowing orcs to rush the room. After some fighting, the troll stabs Frodo through the chest (thanks pippin, you fool). Luckily someone wise gave him some mithril armour to wear, and he’s fine. You fight your way through moria, until the orcs scatter at the appearance of flame and shadow; a balrog! Now you flee, for not even your entire fellowship could defeat a mighty balrog, the spawn of morgoth. Eventually, you all cross a bridge as your near your escape from the ruins of Moria; save Gandalf, who turns to confront the balrog. The wizard drives the point of his staff into the bridge at his feet, shouting at the balrog, “You shall not pass!” The bridge collapses. The balrog falls. Gandalf turns to you with a smile of relief. A whip of fire wraps around his ankle, pulling him with the falling balrog. As he slides over the edge of the chasm, being pulled into ceaseless darkness, he tells you, “Fly, you fools!”

[havissard]

Yesterday, I learned about this band, and this bass player. Is very good.

[havissard]

every bokeem woodbine character has some kind of toothpick

[bigfootin]

Bermuda Triangle: Ship Reappears 90 Years After Going Missing

Havana| The Cuban Coast Guard announced this morning, that they had intercepted an unmanned ship heading for the island, which is presumed to be the SS Cotopaxi, a tramp steamer which vanished in December 1925 and has since been connected to the legend of the Bermuda Triangle. The Cuban authorities

The Cuban authorities spotted the ship for the first time on May 16, near a restricted military zone, west of Havana. They made many unsuccessful attempts to communicate with the crew and finally mobilized three patrol boats to intercept it.

When they reached it, they were surprised to find that the ship was actually a nearly 100-year old steamer identified as the Cotopaxi, a name famously associated with the legend of the Bermuda Triangle.

[miyamorana]

NOT NOW BERMUDA TRIANGLE

[havissard]

“Untrue, homes,” The Smithsonian

“Researchers actually unknowingly homed in on the S.S. Cotopaxi’s marine graveyard nearly 35 years ago. The site, called Bear Wreck by fishers and divers, had long been known to contain a sunken ship, but scientists had struggled to pinpoint the vessel’s identity. “

“The marine biologist’s biggest breakthrough actually came on land, when he and his colleagues began to dig through court records, insurance paperwork and historical documents filed around the time of the ship’s disappearance. The coordinates of the ship’s probable route, as well as written descriptions of the machinery on board, lined up neatly with the location and array of artifacts found at Bear Wreck. But one of the biggest clinchers manifested when British historian Guy Walters stumbled across a mention of a forgotten distress signal sent from the Cotopaxi on December 1, 1925, just a few dozen miles from the Florida shoreline.From there, a probable story fell into place. Operating under harsh financial pressures, the ship likely left port ill-equipped to tussle with a tropical tempest, explains Barnette to USA Today’s Joel Shannon. In line with this theory, the team’s underwater excavations showed that even before the wreck, the vessel’s wooden hatch covers, intended to protect the cargo holds below deck from water, were in a state of disrepair. Hit by a monstrous, fast-moving storm near St. Augustine’s shallow waters, the already-fragile Cotopaxi and its crew probably met a swift but terrible end. The situation went from “bad to catastrophic in very short order,” Barnette tells CNN.“

[youlovetoseeit]

forbidden fruit