Bad Gurls Coven

|Satanist| | probably on setting shit on fire again | | Half gay, but all panic | | Rachael Rei Ambrosia | | Nonbinary They/Them | | DNI if you're a TERF, Anti-Vaxx, Anti Masker transmed, ace/aro exclusionist, MAP | | 3/4 Italian 1/4 Polish | | NSFW shit posts | | I am an adult | | my more sexual posts are tagged #cosmo sex tips so block that| | Warframe/Minecraft/Overwatch | | Sons: @secretly-izuku-midoriya @secretly-shoto-todoroki | http://archiveofourown.org/works/20752241

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Do all lives matter? According to the government no

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Can we as a society obliterate the idea that family doesn’t require consent and you can’t say no to family?

That would be nice

[midnight-spectrum-again]

One year later and I still need to say this

[midnight-spectrum-again]

It’s January 2nd and I don’t have school

Love graduating high school

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

BUT WHY?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Because due to recent life events, that was my breakfast

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

there’s actually very few things that can justify this and

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Insomnia and sleep deprivation is a bitch

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

still absolutely invalid

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I don’t need you to know it’s invalid, I have my friends telling me,” if you’re going to eat cereal at 2:00 add mustard and I’ll join you”

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

me and your friends are NOT saying the same thing

[midnight-spectrum-again]

My friends judge my liquid hot mayonnaise, but mustard and cereal is also a combination I can’t support

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

….. Is the mustard liquid too?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Absolutely, yellow milk is something my friends seem to love, I don’t but ya know

It be like that sometimes

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

yellow milk……..

Just eat cereal with water you absolute freaks

[midnight-spectrum-again]

You think water will stop me or my friends from adding mayonnaise or mustard???

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

BUT WHY?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Because I tried it out of spite yesterday and it wasn’t bad??

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

tried what

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Frosted Flakes, water, and microwaved mayonnaise at 2:30 am

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Stop using the fucking mayonnaise

[midnight-spectrum-again]

BUT MAYONNAISE MICROWAVED??? ITS WARM IT ALL THE RIGHT PLACES

tHen thE water ??? Cold in the right way!! ITS A PARTY IN MY MOUTH!!

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

STOP EATING LIQUID MAYONNAISE OMFG!!!! STOP IT! STOP! S T O P

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Fine I’ll just drink the liquid mayonnaise again

We were all 12 once

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

you’re the personification of a fever dream

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Sometimes I have good ideas during fevers

Microwaving mayonnaise is a good idea THAT didn’t require a fever

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

ITS A HORRIBLE IDEA AND ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What’s disgusting to a human is beautiful to a fly

Maybe you need to

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

im too sick for this omg

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Ya know, you’re dragging me because I like cereal and mayonnaise but

At least I’m not putting drugs in my cereal

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Honestly if you put water and cocaine in your cereal that would be 100% better than microwaved mayonnaise

[midnight-spectrum-again]

OMG WATER, COCAINE, MAYONNAISE, MILK

I have ¾

Time to get more milk

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Just kill me now, just do it. Stop being a coward and

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Fist fight me at 2 am at Denny’s

I’ll bring that mayonnaise in a thermos

😏

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

what’s the mayonnaise for

[midnight-spectrum-again]

It’s a power up

And a weapon

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

all of that is false

[midnight-spectrum-again]

When you get hit with melted mayonnaise, tell me how it feels

The hot white sauce burning your face

As I get closer

And whisper

Mayonnaise

Asmr

And lick the mayonnaise out of your eyeball

Enjoying the juice

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

You ghost wrote Alice in Wonderland, huh

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Ghost??

Bitch the m still alive inside enough to suck your eyeball mayonnaise juice

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

if you think id ever let you near me you’re delusional you absolute ghost

[wynnundead]

@i-love-summar I can’t believe you used steven universe for your dumb disgusting warm mayonnaise

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I think it’s the best way to be used

Microwaved mayonnaise is a good drink

And I will never stop promoting

[wynnundead]

@i-love-summar would rebecca sugar approve tho? And the only way to use mayonnaise the correct way is in cake..it makes it very delicious and replaces a few of the ingredients..and then there is the normal way…but you way..please stop..

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Maybe you need

[wynnundead]

@i-love-summar. Mayonnaise is not the answer!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What if you didn’t judge me???

[wynnundead]

@i-love-summar it isn’t my fault that your failing to be charming..

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But did the things I say suddenly surround you?

[wynnundead]

Maybe you should ask yourself if this is how you fall apart?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But what if I have nothing to fear?

[wynnundead]

But your losing sight, and your losing touch.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But the mayonnaise might confuse you

[wynnundead]

I think your friends are worried they might lose you

Over something you think matters so much

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Should I take this moment to remind you

That I love mayonnaise

[midnight-spectrum-again]

A moment to remember my old url

I-love-summar

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Happy 1 year anniversary of this post @magnumpicactus

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK

[midnight-spectrum-again]

It’s beautiful

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@magnumpicactus it’s one year later

Happy 2 year anniversary to this post

[midnight-spectrum-again]

2020 will be my year

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Update: 2021 will be my year

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[hey-there-princey-deactivated20]

one week to 2020 dudes

[gingerlovesio]

I’m so done

[theartistformerlyknownasmma]

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

[thegreenpea]

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

[kayas-wife]

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

[endertrender]

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it  and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

[mynameismichealwithab-deactivat]

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

[natelove]

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Damn you

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Saving this for 2021

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@bring-us-a-rat @turning-darkness-to-light

It’s 2021

[midnight-spectrum-again]

My pronouns are not a privilege you get to choose, you use the correct ones or I’m not talking to you

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@admin-nomina

[oasisofpassion]

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

pronouns are a basic human right

Let’s review: What are a basic human right?

pronouns are a BASIC. HUMAN. RIGHT.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Not according to @snatch-daddy

[rip-paramour]

@snatch-daddy fuck you

[13-legged-larry]

Pronouns 👏 are 👏 a 👏 basic 👏 human 👏 right 👏 👏 👏!!!!!!!

[thatspectacularpigeon]

Time to fight @snatch-daddy

[uh-ohspaghettihoe]

This is disgusting. I’m sickened. If I ever see this man in public hands will be thrown

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Yo, what the fuck???

[just-your-local-system]

fucked up dude (i call everyone dude not specified for the genders)

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Call me ur dude

It’s fine

[cheese-greater-official]

Man that’s fucked up misgendering someone on purpose is just such a shitty move like fuck offfffff

[inhumane-screaming--noises-deac]

I’m boutta throw hands :)

[noodles-07]

We can report him for hate speech. We need to all report him.  Lets go report this asshole

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I have a mission for all ball holders on tumblr

Shove your balls in my mouth, let’s set a record

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Dear Future Me

Did I survive?

Did I move out?

Do I have a boyfriend?

Do I have a job?

What else changed?

A year can change so much, but can I live to see it

[midnight-spectrum-again]

If I queued this right, it is one year later and I have questions to answer

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

She Ra is all I’m gonna be thinking about for the next 6 months

6 months? I’ll be lucky if this goes away in a year!!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

6 months was a minimum

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I’m queuing this post for 6 months later

See you then

[midnight-spectrum-again]

It’s later

[midnight-spectrum-again]

How you know I’m flirting with you

I don’t even know when I’m flirting

Help

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I have a mission for all ball holders on tumblr

Shove your balls in my mouth, let’s set a record

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Ok to be honest the corn man IS pretty hot

Thank you!

K

@eds-my-love @pikaglove @theghostpatriot1776

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Oh my god you’re all fucking nuts

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I want 🔆🌟✨🤩his 😘😍🥰nuts

[thetanzaniteknight]

Fuck what did I start

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I was always horny for corn man

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@aromantic-goldfish

You got that right

[peachykopii]

Okay I have to admit

Corn Man is growing on me

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@eds-my-love

CORN MAN

GROWING

ON YOU

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

HE IS NOT GROWING ON ME

AND @hufflepuffghoul01 HOW COULD YOU

[midnight-spectrum-again]

S҉h҉e҉ h҉a҉s҉ a҉c҉c҉e҉p҉t҉e҉d҉ t҉h҉e҉ c҉o҉r҉n҉

ᔕOOᑎ YOᑌ ᗯIᒪᒪ TOO

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

I WILL NEVER

[midnight-spectrum-again]

wᙓ ᔕᖺᗩᒪᒪ ᔕᙓᙓ ᗩᕊටᕰƮ ƮᖺᗩƮ

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Trust me, it’ll never happen

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I queued this post for next year, we shall see how things change and if your reading this , you already know that

So @eds-my-love HOW YA FEELING ABOUT CORN NOW???

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Still terrible about it as it is still the same fucking day

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I see I made a mistake in my queuing

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Yes I can see that

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Alright so take 2

ELIZA I HOPE ITS NEXT YEAR AND YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE JUICY WARM CORN FLUIDS

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Ok to be honest the corn man IS pretty hot

Thank you!

K

@eds-my-love @pikaglove @theghostpatriot1776

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Oh my god you’re all fucking nuts

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I want 🔆🌟✨🤩his 😘😍🥰nuts

[thetanzaniteknight]

Fuck what did I start

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I was always horny for corn man

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@aromantic-goldfish

You got that right

[peachykopii]

Okay I have to admit

Corn Man is growing on me

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@eds-my-love

CORN MAN

GROWING

ON YOU

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

HE IS NOT GROWING ON ME

AND @hufflepuffghoul01 HOW COULD YOU

[midnight-spectrum-again]

S҉h҉e҉ h҉a҉s҉ a҉c҉c҉e҉p҉t҉e҉d҉ t҉h҉e҉ c҉o҉r҉n҉

ᔕOOᑎ YOᑌ ᗯIᒪᒪ TOO

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

I WILL NEVER

[midnight-spectrum-again]

wᙓ ᔕᖺᗩᒪᒪ ᔕᙓᙓ ᗩᕊටᕰƮ ƮᖺᗩƮ

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Trust me, it’ll never happen

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I queued a post on this thread for next year, we shall see how things change

[midnight-spectrum-again]

it’s 1 year later....

So @turning-darkness-to-light HOW YA FEELING ABOUT CORN NOW???

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Ok to be honest the corn man IS pretty hot

Thank you!

K

@eds-my-love @pikaglove @theghostpatriot1776

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Oh my god you’re all fucking nuts

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I want 🔆🌟✨🤩his 😘😍🥰nuts

[thetanzaniteknight]

Fuck what did I start

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I was always horny for corn man

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@aromantic-goldfish

You got that right

[peachykopii]

Okay I have to admit

Corn Man is growing on me

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@eds-my-love

CORN MAN

GROWING

ON YOU

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

HE IS NOT GROWING ON ME

AND @hufflepuffghoul01 HOW COULD YOU

[midnight-spectrum-again]

S҉h҉e҉ h҉a҉s҉ a҉c҉c҉e҉p҉t҉e҉d҉ t҉h҉e҉ c҉o҉r҉n҉

ᔕOOᑎ YOᑌ ᗯIᒪᒪ TOO

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

I WILL NEVER

[midnight-spectrum-again]

wᙓ ᔕᖺᗩᒪᒪ ᔕᙓᙓ ᗩᕊටᕰƮ ƮᖺᗩƮ

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Trust me, it’ll never happen

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I queued a post on this thread for next year, we shall see how things change

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

...What??

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Get Reidy

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

I have terrible memory, so when I see the post I will not be prepared

[midnight-spectrum-again]

ᙓVᙓᘉ ᕊᙓƮƮᙓᖇ

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Oh god what the fuck is it

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Wait and see

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Well you tagged it as daddy corn so does that mean something?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

A year could change so much

ą ყɛąr ƈơųƖɖ ƈɧąŋɠɛ ყơų

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Absolutely, but not enough to make me like the corn man

[midnight-spectrum-again]

1 year later

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I have a mission for all ball holders on tumblr

Shove your balls in my mouth, let’s set a record

[pikaglove]

What if instead of ejaculating, you just threw up

[pikaglove]

@midnight-spectrum-again

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I MADE THIS BUT THIS IS YOUR TYPE OF CONTENT!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

THANK YOU!!!

[pikaglove]

YOU FUCKER YOU BROUGHT THIS BACK!

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

THAT IS A GOOD THING!!!

[pikaglove]

NOOO

[nunyabizni]

I’d ask how drunk you were when you made this post, but then I remember this is just how your brain works on the regular.

[pikaglove]

I actually was really drunk when I made this!!!!

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

In a way, isn’t ejaculating just your dick throwing up sperm?

[pikaglove]

Yeah but like what if that was your mouth

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

If people ejaculated out their mouths, do you think the tongue would be like a stimulation zone like the clit or would something else fill that role?

the uvula is the clit 

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

I was thinking that but it’s so deep in the mouth that I feel like the tongue is a better choice for the mouth clit, since it can at least be extended to go the outside of the mouth.

The uvula would work better as a g-spot

[pikaglove]

Oh my god.

I REGRET MAKING THIS POST SO FUCKING MUCH

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

In this theoretical scenario do you think people would call a throat a thrussy or would there be some different dirty talk word for it?

[pikaglove]

If it’s not called a thrussy then I don’t want to love in that world

[intjint]

Pornstar, looking into camera: cmon baby give it to me!

Cameraman: *projectile vomits on her face*

[pikaglove]

I’M DEAD

[midnight-spectrum-again]

MISSION GET THIS POST A THOUSAND NOTES IS A GO!!!

I’m scared of this post, but I kind of love the energy

[midnight-spectrum-again]

It’s beautiful

[swiveldiscourse-deactivated2022]

Uh… This is unfortunately actually a fetish. Well, throat-fucking someone in their “Thrussy” until they puke is, at least. I mean, it’s exactly half of what made Two-Girls-One-Cup a thing. Also it’s not uncommon enough that there isn’t hentai of it. Actually…  Everyone Else I Apologize in Advance.

@midnight-spectrum-again  John K. Peta if you haven’t heard of him already. His stuff is… odd. your kind of odd.

[pikaglove]

Next time keep that to yourself

[swiveldiscourse-deactivated2022]

I’m sorry, I’m on the Spectrum. Oversharing uncomfortable facts with no regard for social backlash or consequences is part of my culture.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Keep talking

why the fUCK IS THIS THE FIRST THING ON MY DASH

[pikaglove]

Definitely Rei’s fault

[midnight-spectrum-again]

It needed to be back

[pikaglove]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

THAT IS A GREAT IDEA!!