My Favorite Random Things

Hey I'm Jessica and this is just things I like and random things I reblog :)

[ignaciovarga-deactivated2021031]

the only victory of 2016

[mintymedley]

By accepting his Oscar, he unknowingly opened the seventh seal of the apocalypse.

[magess]

GIVE IT BACK

[princenaveen]

Human screentime of Disney PoC characters in 3 of the last 6 PoC-lead WDAS films

*sips her tea*

[reign-sl]

That’s what I said

[misterclarkrogers-deactivated07]

oh no

[twofacetoo]

It’s funny how there’s still ‘pee-oh-see‘ (let that phrase fucking die) characters in Disney movies who ARE HUMAN FOR LITERALLY THE ENTIRE FILM

But hey, you wanna know who else wasn’t human for the majority of their movie?

CAPTAIN WHITEBOY MCFURRY HERE

TRANSFORMATION IS A PLOT POINT OLDER THAN FICTION ITSELF

IT’S NOT RACIST.

GET OVER IT.

GO OUTSIDE.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I find this especially funny since literally every character in the emperor’s new groove is the same race as kuzko

[weaponized-weaboo-deactivated20]

I died at “captain whiteboy mcfurry”

[loveandlucky]

THANK GOODNESS SOMEONE FINALLY FIXED THIS POST. LAST TIME I SAW THIS THE GOOD PART WASN’T ON IT

[megahra]

Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

[nap-hime]

Don’t forget the award winning “I love you”

[zodiacsociety]

Zodiac Signs and Break Ups:

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ARIES: Stagnation and boredom is the death for most Aries in relationships. There needs to be a sense of mystery, stimulation, and challenge in order to keep the flames of passion alive for them. They love the chase and conquest, and being able to overcome any obstacles in the relationship will keep it going. They enjoy a challenge, so they will keep trying and trying before leaving a relationship. However, once their partner’s passion cools off, there will only remain a lack of interest for Aries, and a lack of interest is the start of the end. If a lover hurts an Aries deeply, they will be completely be ignored and shut out. They are quick to move on to another new relationship after the old one dies off.

TAURUS: It can take a really long time for Taureans to decide to leave a relationship because of their strong loyalty. However, once a Taurus makes up their mind, there’s no turning back or changing their mind. Their decisions are swift and a lover may not know exactly when a breakup is coming because others often underestimate the severity in which a lover has hurt them. Once they decide, they will walk away forever. If the Taurus gets hurt, they become harsh and domineering because it’s more of a blow to their ego than anything; and they don’t want to be wrong in their choice of relationship since they were already cautious to begin with.

GEMINI: The end of a relationship for most Geminis is when they get bored too often in the relationship, when their lover becomes domineering, restrictive in their freedom, or when they make too many emotional demands. Their decision to leave the relationship may seem abrupt, but it’s only after much deliberation and much unhappiness. However, they will tell you straight up once they’ve made the decision. After an affair, they may become friends with their ex or just vanish. However, if the lover leaves the Gemini, they may end up deeply hurt, insecure, and at a loss, but they will try to put on a show of confidence and coolness, and continue searching for love.

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[profashionall]

[forget-the-maps-deactivated2020]

this actually cures sadness.

[ecstatic-motion]

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

[cassiebones]

“Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?”

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

[evamck]

sometimes i get very sad and anxious because i’m still very unsure who i am or what my purpose is

[asianconfusion]

[neroon]

[dr-archeville]

SLEEP NOW, CHILD

I SHALL PROTECT YOU FROM HARM

[best-of-memes]

Hits blunt

[lovemystruggle]

The last one bruh lol

[themochabarbie]

Omg the last one

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

That church one way too real.

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

The clock one

[animehillaryclinton]

i downloaded a twerk mod for the sims 4

and apparently i was laughing so loud that my sister had to come check on me from the other room

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[musicalsymphony]

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

[thedionysia]

😢 so cute!!!!

[wonderlandfairytales]

yes yes yes! ☺️

[vacillavi-deactivated20231227]

TEARS 😭

[colortheclown]

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

[cassmarieex]

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

[jigglyturk]

Whenever a boy lets me down i just imagine all the people i know who are doing totally 100% fine in life without this man and then i feel better because if 7 billions people have no interest in this man than neither do i

[srsfunny]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

God is trying to apologize

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

“Oh shit, my bad bruh”

[reshipped]

nsksnskdbsjdhslshsjbbsjsal oh my god

[surprisebitch]

justin: i love you. i want to be with you. i promise i will never hurt you again..

selena: okay… that sounds fake but okay

[psyducked]

she has her hands crossed while walking there is no subtlety in that body language

[shuplaka]

this is how you dress when you meet your ex