i just want a nap.

kyle, 32, he/him/his.

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[jerseyclown]

i feel like this

[pangur-and-grim]

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

[southern--downpour]

Been doing an absolutely massive amount of comic book/anatomy studies so here's one of em featuring my favorite ex-carnie

[selfmaderibcageman]

>at resturant

>waitress walks up to take my order

>”just so you know, i’m a tranny, and i hope that’s alright”

>wut.png

>brain slowly processes her thick southern accent

>notices the manager standing with her

TRAINEE

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[dunmertitty]

“no, trust me, bro. they’re really going out of style this time. i promise.”

[flowersinoctober]

what is stranger things about?

[destinysfosterchild]

how three American teen boys somehow have a 900 dollar lace front in their costume trunk and it is laid mama

[nariarts]

I've never been more devastated that I'm going to miss an event in my life. What a fucking icon.

Via bsky

[nariarts]

never mind, I can make it!!

[nariarts]

Update;

She expected maybe 5-10 people to show up. There were about 100.

I gave out scotch eggs to commemorate the occasion.

She gave a beautiful speech, was blindfolded, then kicked REAL good. Crumpled. Gave us a thumbs up.

Applause. Then the flute. Then a moment's silence.

Absolutely beautiful. I fucking love trans people and Glasgow and trans Glaswegians.

[gemboundprism]

ford model t that i made in spore, once again inspired by @making-you-in-spore

[mothcub]

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[brucebocchi]

yeah that’ll do it

[teaboot]

Blankie suck Paws mach fuck Father was a monster truck Claws so long Eyes so fierce Biscuits for a hundred years

[recuperationdisliker]

teddy bear is a good beginner plushie

[threeincarnation]

teddy bear is actually also extremely good plushie for experts. teddy bear easy to pick up for beginners but there is so much advanced teddied bear techniques to master

[autosadist]

this 4 year old asked me "do you know what dogs hate?" and i said "i dunno, what do dogs hate?" and she replied "they hate when strangers take them away and take all their skin off"

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

[segamascott]