i just want a nap.

kyle, 32, he/him/his.

[snailtongue]

[ID: Photo of a light brown colored bear sitting in water and sticking their hind feet up in the air.]

[ghostinmyhouse]

when pacific rim is brought up around me in a "the jaegars are so epic" way and i have to pretend to be Super Normal about raleigh having felt his brother die mid-drift and having to pull himself and their jaegar singlehandedly back to shore and losing all faith in the world and the existing system and mako losing her family to the kaiju and so she grows up training to be a jaegar pilot even though the man who protected and raised her doesn't want to lose her to the kaiju along with the countless others he sent to their deaths and raleigh and mako having that instant connection (and it's debatable whether they want to kiss crazy styles but there's no time to unpack bc they need to save humanity first) and nothing can break it not pentecost or the asshole australian pilot who won't give them a break or even the fucker aliens that live behind the breach and also the two eccentric (gay) scientists who constantly bicker and butt heads coming to an enthusiastic understanding that they have to drift together with a kaiju brain because if geiszler is gonna do it again who but gottlieb is crazy enough to do it with him and the overall act of drifting itself being so intimate and personal because This is the person that knows Everything about you and now you're gonna go out there and murder some kaijus but you're doing it together because you Need each other and and and

[inatungulates]

Rocky Mountain mule deer Odocoileus hemionus hemionus

Observed by aydenburd, CC BY-NC

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[jerseyclown]

i feel like this

[pangur-and-grim]

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

[southern--downpour]

Been doing an absolutely massive amount of comic book/anatomy studies so here's one of em featuring my favorite ex-carnie

[selfmaderibcageman]

>at resturant

>waitress walks up to take my order

>”just so you know, i’m a tranny, and i hope that’s alright”

>wut.png

>brain slowly processes her thick southern accent

>notices the manager standing with her

TRAINEE

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[dunmertitty]

“no, trust me, bro. they’re really going out of style this time. i promise.”

[flowersinoctober]

what is stranger things about?

[destinysfosterchild]

how three American teen boys somehow have a 900 dollar lace front in their costume trunk and it is laid mama

[nariarts]

I've never been more devastated that I'm going to miss an event in my life. What a fucking icon.

Via bsky

[nariarts]

never mind, I can make it!!

[nariarts]

Update;

She expected maybe 5-10 people to show up. There were about 100.

I gave out scotch eggs to commemorate the occasion.

She gave a beautiful speech, was blindfolded, then kicked REAL good. Crumpled. Gave us a thumbs up.

Applause. Then the flute. Then a moment's silence.

Absolutely beautiful. I fucking love trans people and Glasgow and trans Glaswegians.

[gemboundprism]

ford model t that i made in spore, once again inspired by @making-you-in-spore

[mothcub]

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[brucebocchi]

yeah that’ll do it

[teaboot]

Blankie suck Paws mach fuck Father was a monster truck Claws so long Eyes so fierce Biscuits for a hundred years

[recuperationdisliker]

teddy bear is a good beginner plushie

[threeincarnation]

teddy bear is actually also extremely good plushie for experts. teddy bear easy to pick up for beginners but there is so much advanced teddied bear techniques to master