well that just thunders my bolts

everything happens for a reason, huh? mars, they/them, twenty-two

[hawkeyevalentine]

if i die, bury me here

[hawkeyevalentine]

the closest i’ll ever be to stepping in the drag race werkroom is being the first person to enter the cinema

[hawkeyevalentine]

the marvel brainrot is back in full force simon williams and trevor slattery are my besties and i am proud they got the callbacks

[hawkeyevalentine]

i got three songs so far but i’m always looking for more!!!

[hawkeyevalentine]

trevor slattery is also a virgin bloody mary queen

[hawkeyevalentine]

im on episode one of wonder man and i’m bloody loving it

[hawkeyevalentine]

thunderbolts got snubbed at the oscars and im demanding compensation in the form of a sinners sweep

[hawkeyevalentine]

i wore sersi’s necklace on telly that’s how much of an eternals clown i am

[hawkeyevalentine]

i’m learning how to sew because my favourite film was a flop so now i have to make my own merch

[hawkeyevalentine]

when you have a fabulous table set up but you left your contraceptive pills in the pic so you can’t share it to your insta

[hawkeyevalentine]

constantly pushing the thundermaker/peacebolts agenda. i’m not actively doing anything but i’m thinking about them and that’s enough

[fihli]

ongoing bits in the watchtower that everyone hates except for the person doing it:

•bob claims to have a peanut allergy (no one can confirm or deny) and when he doesn’t get his way he takes out a squeeze tube of peanut butter and threatens to eat it

•any time someone compliments yelena on anything she’s wearing she replies “thanks i made it myself :)” it’s never true

•whenever someone drops and/or fumbles anything john says “oh just put that anywhere”

•alexei learned the phrase “you should see the other guy” and uses it liberally and inappropriately

•if val is telling them something important (supposedly), yelena starts beatboxing. she doesn’t know how to beatbox and will never learn

•instead of saying “i’m going to kill myself” bob says “i’m going to find a train to fall off”

•instead of saying “i’m going to kill myself” bucky says “i’m going to walk into the nearest malaysian laboratory”

•every single time on any sort of public transport ava will look at strangers and say “i think we’re going the wrong way”

•john says bless you to coughs/burps/etc

•whenever someone brings up plans/ideas/etc that bucky has no interest in he claims to have to take alpine to the vet

•yelena pretends non-cigarette things are cigarettes (forks, pens, her baton once, baby carrots, john’s toothbrush that she took as he was using it, chopsticks every time they get takeout)

•bob replies “wow where was my invite” to any story from the others that he couldn’t have ever possibly been around for. he uses this the most on bucky and alexei (obviously)

[buckywouldbeproud]

i went to buc-ee's for the millionth time today so may i present: bucky barnes @ buc-ee's

he does not want to go. the vault squad drags him; john bc "it's a southern staple, man," yelena for the memes she'll make of the whole experience, ava because she loves a good name pun (especially at bucky's expense), and bob because he just loves going places.

he is, to their dismay, immediately not taken with the cute beaver mascot. the five of them take a selfie with the buc-ee's statue outside and bucky himself frowns like squidward as john's long arm snaps the pic.

he takes one look at the home furnishings section – in a gas station, of which the entire place is themed around a cartoon beaver – and goes, "what the fuck."

(motherfucker will die for some beaver chips, though.)

((seriously. he asks the four of them at least three times, clearly jaded by the 21st century economy, "these things are a dollar??"))

the end :)

[hawkeyevalentine]

i had a dream where yelena looked to homer simpson as a father figure

[hawkeyevalentine]

does anyone know if angel dust can drive bc i just had a dream with fic potential

[hawkeyevalentine]

everyone’s on the ‘get behind me bucky’ train for doomsday but i’ve been pondering and i’m actually most scared for shuri

[ritshoe]

Kudos to fanfiction writers for writing about all the trauma and emotional and mental turmoil that the original content creators dont acknowledge when putting characters through hell

[saltoftheao3]

This has evolved to one of fanfiction’s major assets in my eyes. To every author that cares enough about the characters in their stories to examine trauma, but also the slow, tedious processes of healing and recovery: your stories mean so much to me and other persons with mental health problems. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[thewriterswitch]

This is why I prefer reading fanfiction over original works. Original works creators don’t typically divulge into a characters emotions—the good, the bad, the devastating, and the wonderful—but I live for emotion, so fanfiction is an enlightening and wonderful way to read the stories I long for, because books often don’t give me that.