The Fandom Life

Hayley: Slytherin, INTJ, Bibliophile.

[vampirebeverage]

new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself

I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3

[gayrandalgraves]

everybody on this app is always talking about stomachaches and because of that I think we've lost sight of the REAL enemy: headaches. there is literally nothing worse than a headache.

[angel0logy]

Beautifully said.

[metamorphesque]

― Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart

[felderwin]

starting a kickstarter for tumblr to collectively buy the CW

[felderwin]

I already have a great idea for the first show we’ll make it’s about an asexual and a pansexual who are roommates but the twist is that

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[mischief-marauders]

Sirius (at Harry’s first birthday party): Everybody gather around so we can toast and celebrate the first year of Harry’s life!

Lily (whispering): James, he’s drunk, take the mic from him!

James (gently grabbing the mic from Sirius): Hey buddy can I just have this-

Sirius (snatching it back): I think not. Now, I don’t like children. I never have. Their small features and stilted movements remind me of tiny demons. Or Regulus. But not Harry! This little boy means so, so much to me. He’s going to do great things when he grows up and I am so proud to be his Godfather.

Lily (open mouthed silence)

James (stifling his laughter)

Sirius (raising his glass): Happy birthday Harry! To angels among demons! Cheers!

[mrdsc1010]

Can't wait for their collab

[witchbeef]

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

[sebastians-stan]

BUCKY BARNES + smiling in The Marvel Cinematic Universe (2011-2021) 

[otherwindow]

Biblical angels but they’re incredibly jealous. Oh? The humans enjoy that nude statue of Satan? Very well. I too shall bear my naked form of eyes and wheels. Why are you all fleeing.

[otherwindow]

Angels: humans enjoy looking at each other’s eyes, correct? God: yes Angels: therefore, i should form a dozen pair of eyes around my body. I will be loved 12 times as much.

[otherwindow]

[thoughts-ofawriter]

do you ever just write a single, beautiful line and feel really proud of yourself. then you look five paragraphs down, and there’s a sentence like, “I walked and my legs were walking” and wonder what in the goddamn heck happened

[aidashakur]

Be the reason people still believe in kind hearts, authentic vibes and warm souls.

[gaysie]

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

[lxdymaria]

[ autumn ] • day 26, year 1 

[officialjily]

“Snape was a bad person despite his compelling storyline,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 6th row stands: Lily Evans herself.

[kiyokospeaks]

Gonna make a uquiz. that’s gonna blow tumblr wide open.

[kiyokospeaks]

owo

[kiyokospeaks]

It’s here. Choose some mediocre white men and I’ll tell you what kind of white men you attract.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

I got “cultured whites” which is basically film bros who are like “i promise just watch this woody allen movie its really good” and my god this is accurate barnum effect be damned ive only ever managed to pick up film bros and even then i never like them.

[wizardposting666]

Oh my god shut up shut up shut upppp

[hayleyherondale]

I got 

“It doesn’t matter cause you’re a lesbian”

You’re... half right?