This Is Happening

Official Tumblr of someone who said they wouldn't get Tumblr and caved....

[toastbutteregg]

everyone share your stories!!!

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

you know what they say. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes take some bacon and i’ll put in in a pancake bacon pancakes that what it’s gonna make bacon pancake

[shutyourmoustache]

LADY GAGA FUCKING SNAPPED.

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I was just thinking of this deposition earlier today actually. Honestly seeing Lady Gaga tell off a man publicly and on official court record????????

“Don’t you roll your eyes at me.” I think of how scared she must have been every time I refuse to break eye contact with a man and tell him what I really think. I think of how angry she must have been and how fiercely protective she was in that moment.

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[treeofcups]

Pike: *Completely misses all potential targets with her attack*

Ashley: What a fail of a motherfucking turn.

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[mr-merlin]

“No, I’m just naturally a witch.”

[shiftythrifting]

Someone on Facebook found this and I thought it would be fitting to submit it here

[gathos]

Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?

[shiftythrifting]

[ben-yatta]

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[ytp-clips]

[source]

[anonymousalchemist]

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

[anonymousalchemist]

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

[anonymousalchemist]

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

[copperbadge]

Don’t call me out like this.

[digitaldiscipline]

a to-do list: did you mean, aspirational lying

[copperbadge]

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

[gideonthe9]

me, thinking about ep 69 before it aired

me, thinking about the ep after it aired

[lolmemez]

Me irl

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[tkkatherineblog]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

Now Presenting……..

Her

[moderatelyursine]

Same energy

[oliviadumhan]

i wasn’t prepared for brie larson to basically keysmash outloud and i lost my mind

[astrodidact]

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) confronted a CEO Thursday for pricing a drug designed to reduce the risk of HIV transmission at $8 in Australia but over $1,500 in the U.S.

“You’re the CEO of Gilead. Is it true that Gilead made $3 billion in profits from Truvada in 2018?” Ocasio-Cortez asked Gilead CEO Daniel O'Day.

“$3 billion in revenue,” he clarified.

The current list price is $2,000 a month in the United States, correct?“ she asked, referring to Truvada.

“It’s $1,780 in the United States,” O'Day responded.

“Why is it $8 in Australia?” Ocasio-Cortez countered.

“Truvada still has patent protection in the United States and in the rest of the world it is generic,” O'Day explained, adding, “It will be generically available in the United States as of September 2020.”

“I think it’s important here that we notice that we the public, we the people, developed this drug. We paid for this drug, we lead and developed all the patents to create Prep and then that patent has been privatized despite the fact that the patent is owned by the public, who refused to enforce it,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

“There’s no reason this should be $2,000 a month. People are dying because of it and there’s no enforceable reason for it.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/444091-ocasio-cortez-confronts-ceo-for-nearly-2k-price-tag-on-drug-that-costs-8-in

Ocasio-Cortez confronts CEO for nearly $2K price tag on HIV drug that costs $8 in Australia

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) confronted a CEO Thursday for pricing a drug designed to reduce the risk of HIV transmission at $8 in

[polysixxxx]

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Bitch

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[epicghostdragon]

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[eclecticblkgirl]

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

What

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

[frenchynilla]

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

[omgimsuchadork]

MOTOR OIL??????

[radioactive-tempest]