Transmute!

It wasn't a rock. It was a rock LOBSTER.

[studentofetherium]

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

[aokozaki]

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

[gregorydickens]

I accidentally and legitimately pissed off Paul Bettany at his DragonCon celebrity booth when I pronounced it like an American in the middle of telling him how Master and Commander got my family through Covid.

"We named our house after The Surprise and considered ourselves as its crew with our son as a loo-tenant, and --"

"[Stops signing autograph, deep sigh] Lef-tenant."

"Oh. Yes, sorry. That's --"

"[Hands autograph us] Lef-tenant."

"[Quickly takes autograph, signals to family we should go] Yesthankyouthanksforbeingherebigfans."

We still love the movie, but woof.

[gregorydickens]

Me, when the radio plays ABBA's "Lay All Your Love On Me."

[gregorydickens]

Rewatching the Hannibal series again, and now I'm at the most intentionally infuriating part of Season 2. [Spoilers below]

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The Beverly Katz Vengeance Squad rides at dawn.

[panoptinomicon]

[gregorydickens]

When you tell Data it IS pronounced Data.

[gregorydickens]

Yesterday she was just a praying mantis. Then came the eggs. Now she is a laying mantis.

[gregorydickens]

The eggs hatched today, six months later!

[gregorydickens]

These books are from different publishers within a year of each other. Don't remember seeing something like this before.

[gregorydickens]

This just played on the RiffTrax Twitch, and I sincerely love it. Perfect length, perfect tone, good actors being goofy.

[gregorydickens]

Sex and the Saute

[carby]

haha. did you guys uhh. did you hear the pentagon threatened to kill the pope

[carby]

Woe, Avignon Papacy 2 be upon ye

Pentagon Threatened the Pope After He Criticized Trump

It was so bad that Pope Leo changed his plans to travel to the U.S.

[butterfly-sapphic]

“The United States,” Colby said, according to a blistering new report by The Free Press, “has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world. The Catholic Church had better take its side.”

Oh so they're really saying the quiet parts out loud

[gregorydickens]

The Pentagon gave us the reverse of this Month Python sketch. Amazing.

[chernobog13]

A Godzilla mask for every mood.

[gregorydickens]

Polyphonic Spree but they're all dressed as Gojira.

[ripley-owo]

Core stage separation as seen from engine stage

[gregorydickens]

I gasped.

[gregorydickens]

NASA's original Artemis logo from six years ago when the agency emphasized sending the first woman to the moon.

[gregorydickens]

The Council of Dads announces a bounty on this killjoy.

Don't read this. Don't engage with anyone. Don't notice the world around you. Everything you want to do is wrong.

It's a dehumanizing mindset, and he will be revealed as the next Hannibal Lecter. He isolates adults and then eats them. I am convinced. I have volumes about this on my must-read blog, Dr. Rick Is A Carnivorous Cryptid and A Jerk.

Wake up, people.

[postatomichorror]

The most comprehensive Star Trek podcast ever produced® closes in on the last bits of the franchise we haven't covered yet. It's episode 515 of the Post Atomic Horror, covering the first episode of Strange New Worlds, appropriately titled "Strange New Worlds." And it's available now!

[maggierobots]

Hey, listen to my podcast about Strange New Worlds! It's a good show! I've been doing it for too goddamn long!

[nonbinary-bosmer]

They’ve watched ‘The Cage’ so many times

[maggierobots]

So many...

[gregorydickens]

Tell me more about the moon bees. Can you carry them home in a jar?

[gregorydickens]

Congrats to Nope on officially joining the Duniverse.

[gregorydickens]

The Breakfast Club is Ally Sheedy's Midsommar