HAYLEY TROTTER - Can I get a bagel?

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On Charles Darwin

If you're so smart, and your theory is so celebrated, then explain to me the IBIS.

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#gooddress #fashionweek #chic (at Art Gallery of New South Wales)

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I think I need a doctors certificate.

When Angela Merkel said that multiculturalism has failed, she was talking about the Wentworth food court.

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Thank god huggies wasn't around for this.

I hate to be the one that shocks and awes, but this current social phenomenon must be discussed;

Babies of the Renaissance.

Terpsichore, Cosimo Tura. You might be more familiar with It's contemporary alias, All the Single Ladies.

I don't think this one requires discussion. Suffice to say, Guido Reni may have been struggling with some unresolved childhood issues in the year 1623.

This would later prove to be the inspiration for Toddlers in Tiaras.

THAT IS NOT A FINGER.

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You put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.

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Haunted Haauuss

Freud’s conception of the “uncanny” is the feeling aroused when that which we have repressed in order to protect our psyches appears again to us, inspiring latent dread and fear. It is the immanent incongruity of one element which at once presents itself to us as real but which we have willed ourselves to understand as imaginary–not only threatening because it originally posed at least enough danger to require its suppression, but doubly so in that it has surmounted our attempts at banishment. 

Ghosts are a good example. So is Cambria (Body) in Microsoft Word.

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I know what you did last summer (but am only mildly to somewhat interested)

What I've done since last year.

Overrated something-or-rather at the Museo del Novecento

Conservation in process at the Pinocoteca di Brera

Insulted my herb garden with the presence of a pipe-smoking garden gnome and some offensively coloured flamingos

Chester.

Pro: Cute

Con: Questionable bowel/bladder control

A not entirely unenjoyable flight

Everything is really understated in Italy. It's casual.

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because i have no readers, i shall bore cyberspace with my effective procrastination efforts

Some people like to say that humans are unique animals because we are the only species which cries. Some say it’s because we are the only species which makes music. I am quite convinced it is because we are the only species that makes chair art.

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Uluwatu, Bali, 2012.

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