I need to say that I was really born at 9:26 It’s on my birth certificate, I’m a liar Man, I’m a fucking liar

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I need to say that I was really born at 9:26 It’s on my birth certificate, I’m a liar Man, I’m a fucking liar
Turns out we have a secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in! He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen – Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman! LAFAYETTE! Daveed Diggs as Marquis de Lafayette in HAMILTON
*points 2 my heart* when will the xkit guy fix….this….
i had to stop looking at the mandalorian tag bc i genuinely started crying lmao i haven’t felt like this about a tv show since i was 15
Just think about it, a “baby on board” sticker on the back of Mando’s ship.
Mando has been teaching the child to hide when he isn’t there and there is danger. No one can convince me he just started doing that on his own. I need to see Mando’s hide and seek on the ship lessons!
This dude: *drops Baby Yoda*
Me:
Baby Yoda | by Sanjin Halimic
ADAM DRIVER © Rolling Stone Magazine (December, 2019)
friend: makes a typo
me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.
me watching shrek
“I feel fucking weird” My entire summer 2013
i tried 2 make an omelette for tha first time today and it went horribly wrong BUT i did crack all the eggs one handed so i'm still sexy