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Me, trying to keep it together at work...
i made smth
Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.
Thatās actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadnāt thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!
Athenaās hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a āboys clubā, and the true offending party (donāt think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. Whatās a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusaās image was used to signify womanās shelters and safe houses.
Medusa means āguardian; protectressā, and she was.
holy shit.
Feministic mythology is what Iām here for
Broke: Medusa was ugly
Woke: Medusa was given the power to protect herself, not punishment
Bespoke: Medusa was also strong as fuck because she had to get rid of a bunch of stone fuckboys that would otherwise clutter up her casa.
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
Why am i laughing so hard?
THE FUCKING HANDS
Steve Carell | Saturday Night Live | Nov. 17, 2018
GodāsĀ āThe Bibleā
In Godās āThe Bibleā, the main character Jesus is a very important person.
I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this
this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs
today when my coworker went to lunch i saidĀ āmunch munch itās time for lunchā and the assistant manager was likeĀ ācarson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that againā
employer: so how do you like working here!
me:
earlier today i saw that big bang theory was nominated for most popular comedy show over brooklyn nine nine and in this essay iāll discuss why we, as a species, need another plague
āIāve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And Iām NOT. About to start NOW.ā
-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut
Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world whatās the meaning of this
Iām just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing
so lady comes through drive thru. āHi what can I get for you?ā āA sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.ā āA sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?ā āNoā āAlright, you can pull upā and I just hear this quiet disgrunted ā āPleaseā ?ā Iām like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I donāt know, I donāt know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didnāt hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so Iām like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice āHi how are you today?ā She hands me the money for her bagel and goes āJust a tip. Itās āPlease pull up to the window.ā not āpull up.ā I found that incredibly rude.ā I go āIām sorry about that, I didnāt intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.ā āI know what you meant. But it was rude.ā āWell, I apologize. Hereās your bagel, have a great day.ā She goes āIām a MYSTERY SHOPPER.ā (If you donāt have Mystery shoppers where you are, itās kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) Iām like ā⦠okā So Iām about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way Iām letting her talk to my boss before I do. āHi, can I help you?ā āYes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.ā āOhh, Iām so sorry about that! I didnāt hear that. Iāll make you a new one right now.ā Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say āA little extra cream cheese on that.ā She looks at my boss āShe just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.ā Boss goes āOh, she said a little extra cream cheese.ā āOhā Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, āIām sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?ā Lady goes āIāve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and Iām NOT. About to start NOW.ā Boss is like ā⦠okā and weāre all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?
So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss āAnd I have one more thing to say.ā She leans in with a sneer. āMystery shopper.ā boss goes āWe donāt do that here.ā āyea you do.ā āNo we donāt.ā āyea you do.ā āHave a good day.ā
Basically weāre pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that theyāre mystery shoppers, and they arenāt allowed to coach you. And even if she was,Ā āpleaseā is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We havenāt participated in the program in over 7 years.
World PopulationĀ : 7,810,521,683Ā
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of āand meā in a special folder with nothing but this image
Seems like a legit form of measurement
Bless whoever posted this ad.