what is the funniest thing i've ever said

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I fucking guess

[quepajaeltambler]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

wonder who the culprit is

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god..a bread boy 

[bugonearth]

a crime of passion

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

[valkoswolf]

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

[princesstigerbelle]

She is listening

[fuks]

[pavelow]

This isn’t even satire anymore

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

i went to an art gallery for the first time yesterday and there was a long ass monkey on the floor and now i feel cursed

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

imagine walking into an art gallery for the first time in your life and seeing this

[world-of-cats]

[sailor-crone-blog]

The comraderie

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

When your kitty wants to be an outdoor cat but you live in a second floor apartment

[yashas-strong-arms]

rapunzel 2.0

[199x-200x]

but when will these come back

[arandomthot]

[sobeitjay2]

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We bought some dumb ass camera gear

[gogoadaggio]

these leopard pants

[datpointdexter]

But y'all didn’t put the best part: Jaden’s comments

[o-ceti]

the trifecta

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

:O :V :U

[domnook]

artistic parallels

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[eroscestlavie]

2018 is about this look take notes ladies 

[beyonslayed]

What was the point of shutting down the government if a verbal promise to vote on DACA was the best you were gonna settle for

[beyonslayed]

What literally is the fucking point in being the opposition party in a Republican controlled government where the president is highly unpopular and the Congress is so divided they need your votes to pass a necessary appropriation bill and you can’t even eke out one political concession to resolve a problem created by the president in the first place

[doomyqueen]

!!!!