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Haytham Kenway x Templar!Reader
Rating: Explicit
Summary: You are a Templar who has the pleasure of going to bed with your Grandmaster.
Content Warnings: Penetrative sex, oral (giving), unprotected sex.
Words: 2123
Author's Note: This was written (mostly back in like 2023ish..) after spending an unhealthy amount of time staring at this fanart of Haytham. Also the shirtless render of Haytham in the graphic is from this post.
Tagging: @sangheilihoes @vivvysstuff
AC Rogue Remastered release counting down. 14 days: For dear @yixuanvital
One day Haytham lost his Templar dog Shay but found a stallion instead…
I redesigned Haytham’s robe to fit a dressage attire.
Redcoat: Oi, where you goin’, cully?
Redcoat: No. The other cock robin.
Haytham: Well, I uh… I WAS leaving.
Redcoat: Oh? And now?
Haytham: Well, now… I’m going to feed you your teeth.
Kaniehtí:io: And you were worried I was going to be the problem.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Haytham Kenway in Assassin’s Creed III (2012)
A Good Morning Ride
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Paring: Haytham Kenway X Reader
Genre: Smut, Newlywed Life
Rating: Mature….if not more
Word Count: 1,848
It was a cool, crisp fall morning out at your country estate.
Since your new husband was busy all morning with meetings, you decided to take your horse, a beautiful black steed called Morrigan for a ride. It was the perfect chance to not only pass the time, but the perfect chance to break in your new riding habit, a lovely blue-green number that had been one of several wedding gifts from your husband, along with your horse.
Though the views of the fields were quite lovely, and Morrigan was in an agreeable mood during the ride, it wasn’t as enjoyable as you hoped it would be. The whole ride, your mind was filled with thoughts of your husband and how the two of you hadn’t seen as much of each other as you had hoped for. Especially since it had only been a few weeks since your wedding.
You knew that being married to the Templar Grandmaster Haytham Kenway knew that sometimes work would take him away from you, but as a new bride, you wanted your husband. It was one thing to not see him much during the day, it was another to fall asleep alone and wake up alone. Even more so when you spent the whole night dreaming of him.
After a few hours or so, you rode back to the house and took Morrigan back to the stables. Walking back into the main house, you were greeted by the butler, a tall, somewhat rotund man named Colville, who greeted you with great formality as he always did.
“Is the Master still in his study?”
‘Yes, Milady.”
Sighing internally, you considered going upstairs to change and spend some time writing letters. But after missing your husband so much from last night, you decided something needed to be done. After all, what was the point of being married to the Grandmaster if you couldn’t pull rank occasionally.
Walking towards the study, you listened for any raised voices. Some of the meetings as of late had been rather loud, but today, there was no sign of any discord. You gave three polite knocks and waited.
“Enter.” Came a clear, almost annoyed voice.
Opening the door and stepping into the study, instantly the room was filled with the sounds of chairs being moved. Quickly seeing that the Mistress of the House had stepped in, each of the men, dressed in various shades of red and black, stood up and bowed their heads respectfully, among them, dressed in mostly black, his dark hair pulled back sharply, your husband Haytham.
Quickly guessing that the meeting was now over, one of the gentlemen, dressed mostly in black with red trim, his own dark hair pulled back and with a scar on his face, spoke in a smooth voice tinged with a bit of an Irish accent “We’ll take our leave Grandmaster.”
As the men politely filed past you, the scarred gentlemen, a new member of the order named Shay Cormac, discreetly winked at you on his way out. He could only get away with such a gesture as he had been the one to introduce you to the Grandmaster.
Once the group had left and shut the door, you walked over to the desk, swinging your crop playfully in your left hand and removing your hat. Haytham sat back down at his desk as he took in the sight of you. He couldn’t help but appreciate how your riding habit showed off your lovely form.
“How was your ride?” Haytham inquired politely as you walked over to him and sat upon his desk.
“Unsatisfactory. Much like last night’s sleep. I kept waiting for you to come to bed. But when I had awoken, there was no sign of you. Colville told me this morning he found you asleep here in the study.”
“It was a later night than I had expected. And I didn’t wish to wake you.” Haytham confessed as he took your hand and kissed it, mollifying you somewhat.
“I would have appreciated being woken up.”
“Noted.” Haytham said with a rare, sweet smile.
“Have you any more meetings?” You asked, hoping there wouldn’t be.
“That was the only one for today.”
“Good. I’d like to have my husband’s attention for once.”
Haytham moved back the chair and pulled you towards him “You have it.”
Carefully maneuvering the skirt of your habit, you sat down in Haytham’s lap and wrapped your arms around his neck.
“I’m sorry things have been so busy.” He apologized genuinely.
“Like of a Grandmaster..”
“Such as it is” Haytham shrugged. He was very sorry that Order business had taken up so much of his time away from you, his new bride. But sometimes the order had to come first.
“What would have made your ride better?”
A stray, almost perverse thought entered your mind at Haytham’s suggestion. Glancing down, you noted his thick, strong legs and hips and you thought back to your wedding night, when the two of you snuck away the first chance you got.
“I think I would have preferred a different mount.” You replied in a silky voice “A much stronger one.”
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Aw, HELL yes!
It’s been a long while since I’ve read a good Haytham smut, and you certainly delivered one! I love it!
IM HAVING A HAYtham crisIS RIGHT NOW
GHSFSGFLKHFJGDJJKSLASJFHS
But look at his beautiful face.
did someone say haytham
how fkin dare all of you
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Assassins Creed - Haytham E. Kenway
one of my besties asked me earlier have i ever thought about haytham working at his desk by candlelight with his hat off, hair down, top two buttons of his shirt undone...... i think my brain may have shortcircuited a teeny tiny bit
Oh your bestie is so VALID!!
The candlelight gets all his best features highlighted
The curve of his nose
Hair falling over his face
He would be a mussed mess with a relaxation that seems unnatural to him but you enjoy the sight of him
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ASSASSIN'S CREED III • THE SURGEON (aka charles lee being typical charles lee)
ależ proszę, haytham i orgazm :D
dlaczego mnie to w ogóle nie dziwi xDD
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Am I the only one who thinks Haytham Kenway is more beautiful than Connor?
Nope, Haytham is way sexier than Connor…ok in my opinion.
Ok no, I’m just gonna leave it as a fact, sexier, definitely sexier :p
I... I actually might be falling for him. I don't like it, but damn. Damn. Goddamn.
sketch :3