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So I was originally gonna wait until it was all out to watch it so I can binge it all in one night but I gave in so someone tell my why this is probably the CUNTIEST that Alastor has ever FUCKING looked

Like DUDE why’d you sailor moon it

pageofheartdj

Back to 'comfy zone with hidden limbs' theory.

Lucifer is perfectly capable of touching/holding things through his sleeves.

But when he has to 'turn on' his devil persona mask, he rolls up his sleeves and leaves his comfort zone.

mycosmicshark

Mermaid Lucifer! (Based off of a goldfish)

purplebleedseternal

The one big thing I think fanon/fandom gets wrong about Alastor is they make him too serious.

He's reserved to a degree, but it's clear through a lot of context clues that Alastor is

1. A dork / Weird Kid™️

2. A Trickster archtype / Chaos character

3. Hides behind humor

The man likes to play, now whether the person he's playing with finds it fun isn't really any of his concern, but he does like to play.

And I've noticed it's a little detail in his personality the fandom and fanon versions of him seem to miss about his Canon character.

This is a man who would layer someone's office in post-it notes for an April Fools Day prank. Other than Christmas, April Fools is probably one of his favorite days. He'd release crickets into someone's car for shits and giggles. He'd absolutely keep making weird clicking noises just outside of Vox/Vincent's field of vision and gaslight the man into thinking he's hearing shit because ragebaiting is fun.

He'd tease about how vicious and bloodthirsty alagators in the bayou are just to watch Vincent wind himself up so when Al goes and pets one he can call Vincent dramatic. He would make a dark joke about someone he just killed and giggle to himself about it. Or he'd definitely drop one to Vox/Vincent once he's at that comfortable, kinda fond stage to both get a reaction and try to make him laugh.

He'd fidget with objects in someone's place like a curious cat because it amuses him. Everything's a potential toy till he figures out how amusing it is.

Imagine Vox having just a ton of those perpetual motion figures (the dippy bird, Newton's cradle, etc) and everytime Al comes over they all immediately get poked and prodded and started up because Al finds them both amusing and gets a kick out of Vox getting annoyed they're all going at once now.

He comes home and knows Al is there because every single kinetic art piece he has is just going haywire in unison.

Part of his character is jovial, not just in a way to come off less dangerous to others and dismissive but also in a way where he sees the world/Hell as his playground and by God he's going to have fun.

There's sooooooo much room for playful, Little Shit ™️ Alastor I don't believe the fandom is cashing in on heavily enough.

rat-rambles

So one of my favorite Alastor theory/headcannons is that in life he wore shoes to make his tracks look like deer tracks. During prohibition bootlegers wore shoes to look like animal tracks to not get caught. It seems natural that Alastor would uses the same idea to cover his tracks. That would be a very literal reason for a hunter to think he was a deer. He would have been following deer tracks in the dark. Also I'm not the person who had this thought originally no idea where that went it was years ago.

inuxi

Idec I just want, at some point, to see Alastor punch someone.

#like everyone’s just expecting him to stand still and use his shadows or something #and instead he just unleashes the right-hook of a mixed-race young man who lived in the Deep South in the 1920s #literally it doesn’t even have to be Vox or whatever I just NEED IT #there are not enough fanfics of him being physically violent without using his magic #I NEED CATHARSIS AND I NEED IT NOW #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #writing prompt #fic ideas

ladyinrosso

Love that once again he doesn't beat the "he behaves like a cat" allegation.

Look at this: he has the same energy cats have when they have their claws stuck in a blanket, you help them and they react like you're going to kill them.

Alastor: help me! Someone get rid of this dog-shark thing!

Emily: sure thing!

Alastor: FUCK SHE'S TOUCHING ME I'M IN DANGER

Edit: proofs that he's indeed a cat

thethoriumreactor

Y’all liked my Alastor in drag way too much so here’s the sequel: Flapper Girl Alastor

mimblizzy

You know what i need so bad?

A ff where the Hazbin Crew is in big fucking trouble and they're like aw shit we're so fucked the odds are 10 to 1 against us and then Alastor just pulls a pack of coke outta the nether, takes one big line and fucking obliberates the threat. Bonus points if he does so without any of his demon powers.

I want that man high as balls with a torn suit, a hunting knife and a shotgun.

Full of blood. But that's a given.