Jojo Heroo

28/they/them/she | OPEN COMMISSIONS

[hakuteeth]

me: I can take criticism!!!

somebody: hmm well….

me, already crying: yeah ????? What is it???????

[frikiskrew]

[mastergir]

this made me want to try this

[dixiechad]

Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment.

[120000-ants-deactivated20210730]

Ye Olde Vibe Check

[eventually--darling]

literally in such fatal need of a good kiss right now

[ruinedchildhood]

[100493503004422]

calling myself babe when I'm talking to myself. in a pitying but loving way. like babe you gotta get up. babe why are you doing this. babe you're giving me nothing here

[bunnygirlbakes]

[catchymemes]

[peerless-cucumber]

[sippingdaisies]

why don’t you watch the season 1 finale of derry girls and maybe you’ll understand the necessity of love and friendship in the face of terror and violence and the enduring hope that keeps humanity going during its darkest moments

[guerrillatech]

[12-gauge-rage]

Works like a charm in the south too.

[ryebreadgf]

munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had

[ryebreadgf]

[lizardsister]

hang on i gotta google some things

[lizardsister]

yeah this is funny

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[guerrillatech]

[moniquill]

[animationtidbits]

Fire Emblem: Awakening - Concept Art

[specters]

hi this is so funny to me

[specters]

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

[gayagendaofficial]

[soup-erb]