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[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

sorry im rebranding again 😂

(previously handsomeyoungscapegrace)

[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

would you guys kill me with hammers if i went back to my prev url? 🫪🥺

[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

im so sorry guys please dont kill me with hammers the swept away got me again 🥺

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[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[pokeballvictimized]

i think this particular gag has gone out of style but it really is always funny when movies make their soundtracks diegetic in situations where it makes absolutely no sense

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[classic-art-favourites]

Sailing Ship on a Calm Sea by Moonlight by Ivan Aivazovsky, 1897.

[gaynehollander]

I love that "Hayden Pike has a crush on Shane Hollander" isn't just a fandom trope, it's genuine textual analysis.

I also love that "Marleau and Ilya have definitely shared women and/or fucked in front of one another" is not even close to being hinted at in canon but we all know it to be true.

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Remaining time: 3 hours 8 minutes

[meanbuddhist]

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

life got so much better when i realized i will wear my tshirts MUCH more often when i cut the sleeves and collar off

[lilliesandpucks]

something about a martyr complex

[yesornopolls]

Is dabbing still funny?

Is dabbing still funny?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[genderkoolaid]

i am largely out of touch with a lot of stuff and dont even know where it came from, but sorry nothing said or done will make me hate on 6/7 as meme. its part of the time honored tradition of dumb jokes that exist entirely to be dumb jokes that annoy your teacher. its added to the canon of Funny Numbers and in such an unavoidable way (69 and 420 are way up there so its rarer to see them in the wild, and neither 6 & 9 or 4 & 2 & 0 are naturally next to each other when counting, but you are forced to say 6/7 before you even finish counting on your fingers, no matter what, which is hilarious). as a moral and political stance i feel its important to protect the youth's right to whimsy and mischief, for therein lies the true democratic spirit suppressed by the state. gen alpha get behind me

[canadianwheatpirates]

(XKCD 3184)

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[chungledown-bimothy]

Matt Damon literally called Ben Affleck "one of the great loves of my life" totally unprompted. Saw a picture of him and said that. Is it even Real Person Fiction at this point? It's just the truth.

[beardedmrbean]

[spaghetti-ex]

how do you lose a sea

[crownedpatriot11]

You forget to cherish her