i'm not that witty

B • she/her • dork who obsesses over way too many fandoms

[taichi-kungfu-online]

Workout For Daily Life

[chitarra10]

Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.

[bedupolker]

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

[finalgirlianthe]

it's scary the amount of people who wholeheartedly believe that men and women are fundamentally different creatures

[kness]

Cute raccoons - a watercolor.

Inspired by the fluffly goblins roaming my neighborhood in Montreal. The next painting will include that tailless blonde raccoon I met in the spring. He's no Jimothy but he's still super special.

This original sold out but I have prints waiting for you on Inprnt, links in my highlights.

[grac3yn]

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[totheoldhouse]

POSTING ALONE CUZ THIS GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

[thememedaddy]

[bleucalire]

The concept of Aziraphale literally glowing when happy and content…

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[depsidase]

[baklavasudarajako]

A quick lil Rocky doodle :3

[nyenye0701]

i feel rocky would say slangs from portable earth thinking machine and half the time grace would not know them

[foxyjoy-art]

some more cockatiel Hunter doodles 💛

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[teodor-vi]

ouch ouch ouch

[vahlance]

What kind of problems do you think that gun could create

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple