The Hazeldude Blog

Watsup. The name's Hazelnut the chespin. I'm lvl 14 dreaming of becoming a honedge swordsman. I will start a adventure to discover the regions but for now, I'll just be chillin'. Let's chit-chat!

[hazeldude23]

Dread it... Run from it... Destiny still arrives. Winter is here.

Anonymous

[hazeldude23]

Empty promises were once the most meaningful.

Unknown (pretty obvious tho)

[hazeldude23]

Life is a trap.

Hazeldude 2017

[hazeldude23]

No, I’m not dead yet. Just paralyzed.

Yay, another boring summer as it is... IDK how long I can keep this up. (Not that I haven’t...) I also saw other blogs dying out too. Is it just Tumblr is not fun anymore? Or I am just not searching deep enough for ongoing blogs? Either way, it seems standstill to me. Perhaps my dreams of making an art blog will just simply be dreams. Then again equipment is expensive (I could be wrong) and making good art takes time which I never really own. But never complain! Anything can be achieved with effort! But for now, I’ll just make quotes and maybe do Random Thought posts (which I have not done yet) to pass the time. Have a great (boring AF) summer guys!

[askachespin]

How the heck do I get motivated to work on this blog again?

[hazeldude23]

This is all me... Except in my my case, i haven even started... XD But if you have a lotta followers they are usually enough motivation especially when when your inbox is full of asks you can’t just simply ignore! Well hopefully in the future my time will shine.

[vintageanchorbooks]

* You have received a package containing Press Start to Play, a groundbreaking new book of stories about video games*

YOUR MISSION: Survive the work day so you can go home and read it. 

Do you accept? Just press START to play.

[staff]

Hot on the heels of that spine-chilling book-recommendation game-thing comes a bona fide Tumblr interactive fiction adventure from vintageanchorbooks. We played it and got killed by an incubus. 

[hazeldude23]

This was pretty fun! I gave myself 3 lifes after dying on my first try to my alien boss. (Man, she was tough to beat!) Luckily, I won on my last life (Phew!) and then read about the book. If I ever saw this book on a shelf in a book store, I would grab the book, slam my money on the counter, and dash home so I can read it. Hopefully it’d be worth it because what they say about the book really intrigued me! Play it and see how well you can survive.

[askachespin]

Uh okay so I guess I’ll have to say this since I still constantly get questions like this in my inbox even after I said otherwise in my rules/FAQ.

Stop sending messages asking if Cashew and Chrysa are a couple, or if they like each other romantically, or “you two should totally date/ get married later on”, or anything related to the sort, just please stop. Cashew’s a little kid who finds romance “icky”, and Chrysa will never have romantic feeling towards Cashew because 1) She’s aromantic asexual and 2) She is in her late teens and that would be very gross if she was attracted to a little kid. I was able to laugh those messages off in earlier years because it was typical I was going to get messages like those, but now it’s just really annoying to receive and delete them.

I guess that wasn’t clear enough in the rules/FAQ pages so I went ahead and fixed that. It’s the second rule on the list now so you can’t miss it.

[hazeldude23]

OOOkay... I never expected this. some people just don’t know about limits. A flaw of the human being....

[hazeldude23]

Summertime Sadness

My summer is probably the worst i’ve had in a long time. Not much to have access to so it just feels like a hiatus though it doesn’t matter. But it won't hurt to update once in a while! If I were to get more followers, i’d give some topics to talk about that comes straight from my mind. I call it “Random Thought Topics”. I say something randomly from my mind and i’ll let you guys have a say about it. That’s just about it. I’ll try to stay updated throughout my boring summer...

[hazeldude23]

Happy New Year! WOO!!! 2015!!!

Hey guys! Happy new year! This is Hazeldude celebrating 2015 here. I sure hope there's something good ahead of us this year! I'm just passing through really... Who knows when I'll update! (Not that anybody cares right now...) Welp, all I can say is have a fun time and enjoy your 2015! PEACE OUT!!!

[ask-dotted-oshawott]

Merry Christmas you guys! Spread the happiness to the world! (Also Oshy, that Dewott found out your secret. Sorry Bro...)

Oshy: Thanks for the holiday cheer! Sorry I got this late- wait, it WHAT?!

[hazeldude23]

Just kidding! I got you there didn't I? Well have fun now! ^_^

[ask-dotted-oshawott]

Oshy: I know it’s genderless, but still!

Chesner: I… I have no Idea.

[hazeldude23]

Ohh.... That Dewott! She/He/It would be really surprised if they found out that little secret. Don't worry, I'm not gonna tell. You're secret's safe with me! ^_^

[askachespin]

Cashew: I’d probably get lazy with it and forget all about it after a couple weeks. So no.

[hazeldude23]

That's unfortunate... I've been making a few new years resolutions for the past few years and I actually wanna fulfill! Unfortunately there is so many that I don't know which ones to choose...(Ehehe...!) Well, I'll just go with the more important ones.

[askachespin]

Oh look, there's snow! *Grins* What is it like when it snows? In the tropics, it doesn't snow. So I don't know what it's like when there's snow... (Can I stop saying snow???)

Cashew: The snow can pile up and sometimes your feet can sink in it. Stuff can be made from snow too, like this snowball.

[hazeldude23]

That feeling of your feet sinking in the snow sounds like quicksand... But a snowball fight sounds like fun! I heard about it once. I wonder if I can practice making snowballs with sand...

[askachespin]

Yes, the color is unique, no I do not know how. Stop wasting my time.

[hazeldude23]

Man, that... is cold... Sorry for making you feel that your personality is nothing compared to your visual attributes. You probably feel terrible right now. Oh well, nice knowing ya! (BTW, what does inane mean???)

[ask-dotted-oshawott]

What on earth is Pokeschool? We’ve never heard of any of these ‘schools’ around hear, other than that Piplup who has a school, I suppose. They’re probably hibernating or something… but who hibernates in seasons that aren’t winter. Wait, what’s a season? We don’t have seasons where I come from!

(M!A: 2/3)

[hazeldude23]

Wait, you don't have seasons in your area?! Well you can ask Oshy (Who is now a chespin somehow...) who's probably from a place that has seasons. Also, I have a secret to tell. But maybe next time! :D

[hazeldude23]

Oh no... *cough* I think I'm sick!

I think I have the pokérus… I sure hope it’s not worse tho. I still have to be Chespin Knight and I wanna be a Chesnaught! Speaking of which, I don’t know when I’m actually gonna start the comics. I have little progress to do but have no idea how to start! Just hope that I get well okay? I really need it…

[hazeldude23]

Update! I think I feel a bit better now. But there nothin' to do.... Oh wait there IS Stuff to *cough* woops I think I'm sick again! JK I'll see what I can do.

[hazeldude23]

Oh no... *cough* I think I'm sick!

I think I have the pokérus… I sure hope it’s not worse tho. I still have to be Chespin Knight and I wanna be a Chesnaught! Speaking of which, I don’t know when I’m actually gonna start the comics. I have little progress to do but have no idea how to start! Just hope that I get well okay? I really need it…