hazelnut

I write things and post art here, why not check it out | commissions closed |

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[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

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Substance abuse isn't working anymore I actually have to process things now

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Y'all ever get so high you listen to music and get sent to another planet

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Cold weather so bad got me dressing sluttier cause hoes don't get cold

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I need to be put in a situation

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my favorite thing about my ten year old self was that when I was ten I made 2 accounts on tiktok one was me as I presented myself, and the other was my female alter ego Isabelle. (both were gachalife accounts). and I ended up in a relationship with this other gacha creator who eventually was canonically dating both me and Isabelle.

also I would animate me and Isabelle interacting in a way that screamed "WE ARE THE SAME PERSON".

there was like, a shit ton of lore with younger me's gacha shit and it just kept building

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update: I'm trans it turns out

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Update: no I'm not

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Is the secret to happiness being cool as fuck?

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Saw "moonshine" in a Walgreens and had the same feeling I imagine old punks get seeing the style get commercialized

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I'm not even a moonshiner I dunno why I got that

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Saw "moonshine" in a Walgreens and had the same feeling I imagine old punks get seeing the style get commercialized

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I love punk songs that grab the back of your head and waterboard you with the meaning of the song like woah you're so right the rich are screwing us over and getting away with it.

I also quite enjoy being tortured.

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Zoot zoot

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Shut the fuck up you nerdy ass bitch I don't want to hear about your sponsor. Tell me how to make my villains have Aura (capital cuz respect)

[charl0ttan]

types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

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reblog this to beethoven blast your enemies

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I plan on going to clown school sometime after college in order to further cement my jack-of-all-trades status

[star-shine-s]

How to flabbergast your friends, featuring @hazelnutspray

Anyways HI BLEACH CONSUMERR :3

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y'hello human :D