Slender Mansion headcannons!
Will reblog this post over time with more characters and rooms. All photos are from Pinterest
I imagine the exterior to look something like this, only brown, much more cabin-esque, surrounded by more woods as well. I think that it would have a very big front and back porch, front porch would have a porch swing, and maybe a small round table with two chairs, the back porch would have a grill on it, a few baskets containing things like pool noodles, water guns, whiffle bats and balls, pool floaties, ect. The backyard would have a large in-set pool, surrounded by pavement, on the pavement there would also be an outdoor eating area, and a shed with a pool cover, extra chairs, and pool cleaning equipment, as well as Ben and Sally's bikes, the entire backyard area would be encased in screen (think Floridian screened-in porch) to keep things like bugs, leaves and tree branches out. There would also be a fire pit. Bonfires burning "roadkill" every Wednesday night.
Compared to the rest of the house, the living room is very small and closed in, giving it a nice cozy feel, there are two couches (even if there is only one in the photo), two reclining chairs, a bean bag and a rocking chair for when Slender's mother-in-law comes to visit (iykyk) the living room has a coffee-table as well as a faux fireplace that acts as storage for things like mail and DVDs. The TV isn't really anything special, standard large smart-tv, probably 55-65 inches, no cable because no one watches that, not even slender.
The kitchen is the heart of the home. It literally would look exactly like this photo save for maybe a bigger fridge and some curtains. The kitchen really isn't anything special, not many people often make dinner some nights, as they're usually all out on missions, or at their real jobs, so, fend for yourself nights are pretty common, the fridge, freezer and pantry are often stocked full of quick grab and go things, cans of soup, boxes of Mac n cheese, microwave dinners, leftovers when people do cook. Snacks are stocked up too, fruit snacks, gharam crackers, marshmallows, chocolate, as well as dog treats and dog food for Smile Dog.
Slenderman's room is nothing simple, big grand and extravagant, but still cozy in a way, Slenderman has of course the biggest room in the house, it is his mansion after all, despite having a double bed, Slenderman's ex-wife does not live in the mansion. She's chained up behind a wall in her mother's house for her crimes (iykyk, fuck you Angeline.) Slenderman's room does of course have everything standard, except for a TV, he doesn't really watch TV often. On Slenderman's nightstand he does have a few photos, one being of his daughter, son-in-law and grandson.
Jane Richardson/Jane the Killer's room.
J's room is very simple, bed, vanity, bedside table, dresser, TV. J isn't in her room often, as she's not in the mansion often, she is usually always out on missions. 5 days a week, 4 weeks a month, the other two days she is usually at her job as a librarian, the pay is good. When she is home, she's usually chilling in the living room, or reading in her bedroom.
Jeff The Killer and Jane Arkansaw/Jane Everlasting's room
Jeff and Jane have a very cozy, simple room, it's small, but it's theirs. Jeff and Jane aren't often in their room unless they're sleeping. Jeff either being out on missions or at his job at McDonald's, Jane either being out on missions, at her job at a diner, or doing house chores, like laundry, or helping Ben and Sally with homework. Jane is usually one of the few people who do cook dinner, though it is rare when she does, due to her being so busy. Jeff can't cook, he's banned from the kitchen. It's not visible, but Smile Dog does have a dog bed in this room.
Ben has a very small but cozy room, he's usually in his room if he's not at school or on a mission, Ben usually spends his free time playing video games, Ben's room is usually a MESS. He doesn't clean it often, but when he does it's usually because he was threatened with TV, phone or games taken away for a week.
Silver's room is simple, messy but clean if that makes sense, Silver isn't usually in his room unless he's sleeping, Silver is usually in the living room if he's not on missions or working at GameStop. If Silver is in his room when he's not sleeping, he's probably sick, which doesn't happen often.
Ej's room is usually the cleanest. Save for him never making his bed. Ej is usually in his room most of the day if he's not on a mission or at his job as a piercer at a body shop. Ej is another one of the few people that cooks in the house, he's also one of the people who goes grocery shopping. If he isn't in his room when he's at home, something is up.
Nina has one of, if not the BRIGHTEST rooms in the house, bright walls, bright decorations, bright accent lights, bright bedding, bright EVERYTHING. Nina is usually NEVER in her room, usually out on a mission, at her office job, helping EJ with groceries, cooking, or in EJ's room. We don't ask why she's in there. There are times where Nina had fallen asleep on the couch instead of her room just because she doesn't want to deal with the stairs.
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