Double entendre but they’re both the wrong meaning

He/him All choices boil down to: is it funny enough

[great-and-small]

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

[hazestax]

I for one welcome a horse-based hierarchy

[hazestax]

The absolute restraint I need to have in order to watch JJK without spoiling it puts me in a higher level of enlightenment. I need people to know how good the series gets

[catchymemes]

[hazestax]

New airport rules, it is now mandatory to have the wettest, chest imploding, most phlegm spraying coughs in order to board the plane

[backstepping]

gege gave him those eyes and those lashes and then went: why are people obsessed with him????

[noicevibes]

And then MAPPA putting their whole MAPPussy into animating him?? Cause of death: staring too hard at Satoru Gojo.

[hazestax]

First year in tech:

Oh no I’ve made a mistake and caused an alert, I’m gonna get fired 😓😭

5 years in tech:

My code cause 7000 alerts in 2 mins, woopsy poopsy lol. @Manager you reckon we can keep a high score?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hazestax]

I fucking love Fate, i need more historically ambiguous people being isekai’ed into a fortnite game

[girl-deluded-deactivated2024011]

the tumblr and pinterest girlies have made me realize that i am not the only one thinking my silly thoughts and that we all in fact are crazy and share at least a third of our brain cells

[important-animal-images]

[hazestax]

Another one for the ludacrisness of English idioms.

Somehow ‘things going downhill’ and it’s a ‘uphill battle’ both means that things are bad.

Implying that only the peak and start are the good places.

There’s something about the laws of thermodynamics here…

[funky-writer-man]

I have something I want to check, but the answer may scare me. Alright, here it goes:

Just how American is this site

I'm American

I'm ✨️different✨️ (I'm not American)

Voting ended onJul 9, 2023

Please reblog, though I'm pretty sure it's gonna be pretty conclusive regardless of sample size.

[hazestax]

Now embracing Gojo’s goofy ass walk for my daily mental health stroll

[hazestax]

Yeah but do you reckon Jesus could make rosé

[rontology]

I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this

[hazestax]

If I double dose my adhd meds and go sit in a sauna, I should unlock my demon slayer mark