Hazmat Corntail

Thinker. Occasional attempts at poeticness

[hazmatcorntail]

Did you ever get the feeling that you’re just wasting everybody else’s time, just by existing?

Asking for a friend

[lordvaders]

“It is time,” the holoscan said. “Execute Order Sixty-Six.”

The order is given once. Its wavefront spreads to clone commanders on Kashyyyk and Felucia, Mygeeto and Tellanroaeg and every battlefront, every military installation, every hospital and rehab center and spaceport cantina in the galaxy.

Except for Coruscant.

On Coruscant, Order Sixty-Six is already being executed.

STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH NOVELIZATION (2005)

[hazmatcorntail]

But don’t forget Tiplar. She was the first to fall.

[hazmatcorntail]

Dear Tim

Shut up.

You’re not cute, or clever, or funny, and the novelty wore off a very long time ago. In fact, it’s hard to remember a time when you were even relevant to the conversation.

You aren’t unique or different. You’re short and average looking. There’s nothing about you that couldn’t be found in a dozen other guys. That’s why people don’t go out of their way to talk to you, they can get along just fine without you.

Go away. If tell you to get out of other people’s lives, but you have such minimal impact they wouldn’t notice if you were gone, anyway. So just disappear a little more.

So please, just shut up and fade further into the background where we can all get on with our lives and you can remainly safely absent.

Thanks for listening....wait, why are you still here?

[sithchik]

By GIUSEPPE CAMUNCOLI & ELIA BONETTI #starwars #thedarkside #theempire #darthvader #vader #obiwankenobi #tiefighter #sith #fanmade #fanart https://www.instagram.com/p/BoEY0-JF2wk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iq4ilc83uota

[hazmatcorntail]

Matter

One of the hardest things I’ve had to learn in life is:

What I want doesn’t matter

What I need doesn’t matter

What I hope for doesn’t matter

Because....

The other person’s wants always matter more

The other person’s needs always matter more

The other person’s hope always matter more

So I’ve given up on the idea that....

My wants will be had

My needs will be met

My hopes will be fulfilled

Because I’m too busy...

Helping others get what they want

Helping others find what they need

Helping others reach their hopes

[hazmatcorntail]

Dear universe,

I’m tired of being your punching bag. Thank you for beating me down so hard I feel like I have nowhere to turn, and making things suck on so many levels and so many different ways.

I’m tired of trying. I’ll just exist from now on.

It’s probably for the best.

[ourexes]

STAR WARS MEME

[1/8] Lightsaber Battles: “I will do what I must.” “You will try.”

[philosophybits]

“I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man’s being unable to sit still in a room.”

— Blaise Pascal, Pensées

[hazmatcorntail]

[huxsmug-deactivated20200201]

Here have some porgs!

So if I remember porg biology right. There are 3 females and 3 males on this picture (males have orange plumage around the eyes).

[marvelgifs]

Who’s this guy?

[philosophybits]

“Philosophical problems can be compared to locks on safes, which can be opened by dialing a certain word or number, so that no force can open the door until just this word has been hit upon, and once it is hit upon any child can open it.”

— Ludwig Wittgenstein, Philosophical Occasions, 1912-1951

[starfleetbisexual]

kind of want to become a witch

[archatlas]

Kosmaj Project

Russia. Abandoned. Exciting. Incredible. Breathtaking. Unbelievable.

[starwarsblr]

[philosophybits]

“Men are much oftener thrown on their knees by the melancholy than by the agreeable passions.”

— David Hume, The Natural History of Religion

[theforcesource]

A visitor, we have.

[hazmatcorntail]

I love how Obi-Wan became the Ackward Classroom Visitor, who hadn’t been planning on being out on display in front of a group of kids, but here we are...