Teenage Dirtbag

That one kid with the 50 tattoos in that one boy band.

[jlaw-tho-xo]

Yep, I make shit up for a living…or rather I could. I sort of forgot you’re like 12 feet tall so maybe you won’t need a chair. Maybe a small box or something. You’re like the tallest person ever. He’s not boring really. He has a nice accent though so that’s a winner. Perhaps why I enjoy you so much as well. Yeah, I totally said that. I can’t wait for my own Harry Original. You could make crowns for a living and sell out like crazy.

[hazstyles-tho]

There's a lot of things that you could do for a living apparently besides what you ARE doing for a living... Yeah, 6'4" and I'm probably still growing as we speak. Before I know it I won't even be able to walk out of my own door. Oh thanks, you enjoy me for my British accent rather than who I actually am, now I feel used...like all of this was just to hear me speak the whole time. Hurtful. I remember we spoke about something else I could do for a living not too long ago, of course my awful memory forgets it but now here's a second job I could have. OH I remember now, the dialect coach.

[jlaw-tho-xo]

Aww, I’m just gonna call it When Harry Met Jenny. I amuse myself. I can see you standing on a chair with some cards giving  speech. It is the perfect mental image and I need it to happen. Yeah, no Miley is alright but I’m not inviting Liam over and getting shit for that, no thank you. I’ll stick to innocent Josh. Yes, copyright with your signature that is exactly what I need. I’ll wear it every day for the rest of my life.

[hazstyles-tho]

I should've expected you to come up with some kind of title for the Nicholas Sparks movie line. After all, you live to make up scenarios in your head, or something along those lines. Well now that you put it that way, it'll definitely happen. I'll be obnoxiously climbing on top of a chair and stand on it, probably have to hunch over since I'm tall enough as it is, and read my speech in front of the family. Liam looks like a boring guy anyway, I don't even know if that's just me. Got it, crown with Harry S. written on it so nobody can claim otherwise.

[jlaw-tho-xo]

Spot Number One in my heart will always be you until the end of time. That almost sounds creepy. My family will appreciate a good speech, they will adore you. Liam could get some love but I bonded more with Josh to be honest. He’s all little and stuff so I can just shove him in a suitcase and bring him along. I’m all for crowns. You gotta sign the inside of it though to prove it’s your work.

[hazstyles-tho]

It won't sound as creepy if I promise you that same spot in my heart. Now, it no longer sounds creepy but like a Nicholas Sparks movie. I'll make sure to write it all down on cards and have it memorised so I don't let them down. True, and you can't get TOO close to Liam or else you have Hurricane Miley on your case and who really wants HER to deal with? I'll copyright it with my signature if that's what you really want.

[jlaw-tho-xo]

Well, you couldn’t be my favorite person automatically but you have won your way in! You’ll be permanent favorite, especially since you’re the only one I’ve invited to Lawrence family quality time. You and Josh are the special ones apparently. You’ll make me a crown? I shall treasure it forever. 

[hazstyles-tho]

I better not lose this spot either, I worked hard to get there. I'll be giving my acceptance speech in front of the family. Oh yeah, now I feel really special, no sarcasm intended. Only invite to meet the Lawrence Brady bunch. I had to think for a moment who Josh was until it hit me who you meant. Does Liam get no love? Of course, you made me that award so now I make you the crown.

[jlaw-tho-xo]

It’s perfect and you are officially my favorite person right now. I can’t lose to them, I would never hear the end of it. But really, of course I’m going to be better than them, rigged or not. I’m pretty excited for this actually. I should buy myself a dance winner crown.

[hazstyles-tho]

Offensive that I wasn't before this, but alright then...I guess I'll settle for the temporary title of your favorite person. That's the kind of attitude you need to have going into this, that you're the best Lawrence out there. Buying yourself a crown is tacky, I'll have to make it for you or something.

[jlaw-tho-xo]

Well…if it is going to be a competition then I’m making you the judge so that I win. Sound good? I refuse to be defeated, basically.

[hazstyles-tho]

We'll cut that deal right here, I'll rig the competition for you so that even if you weren't the best, I'll lie and say you were. I can't have my reputation as a dance coach ruined and you can't be beat out by your brothers. We're both benefiting here.

[jlaw-tho-xo]

Yes I will hold it over my brothers…until you teach them. And they end up being better than me. You’re ever so kind to me. I definitely owe you Christmas lights.

[hazstyles-tho]

You can just hold an entire 'worm' competition between all the Lawrences to see which one is the best, and if you don't come out victorious, I'll be upset. Considering I did teach you earlier than everyone else. The Christmas lights, you better.

[jlaw-tho-xo]

I mean you can meet them if I don’t know the dance, but I kinda want the bragging rights of being able to do it.

[hazstyles-tho]

No no, we will teach you first before we go to see the family so you can brag to them that you know a new move that I'm guessing they don't.

[louistomlinslutx-deactivated-de]

[hazstyles-tho]

[jlaw-tho-xo]

Have a couple of sober nights and we’ll see what we can do. One day, Harry..one day I’ll get my lessons. Even if I’m old and grey.

[hazstyles-tho]

I'll do my best to stay away from the alcohol since I owe it to you. I want to get these done ASAP too because once I teach you this dance, this means I can meet the Lawrence clan then.

[leighbabeyyx-deactivated2013050]

I'm done with people.

[leighbabeyyx-deactivated2013050]

I’m sorry. I am just in a horrid mood and I have s’mores on my face and I’m sticky from having two sodas poured on me. Today did not go as planned and I really want to cry. So excuse me.

[hazstyles-tho]

Did you get into a food fight or something? Well obviously it wasn't one you wanted to be in one since you feel like crying. Don't do that though.

[louistomlinslutx-deactivated-de]

[hazstyles-tho]

[jlaw-tho-xo]

Hey if you can keep an eye out for yelling, more power to you. Perhaps you aren’t up for lessons tonight after all.

[hazstyles-tho]

I need to lay off the alcohol around here because it really messes with your head even long after. We keep postponing this, I SWEAR DOWN IT'LL HAPPEN.

[klaraxblom]

GOOD. DO US BOTH PROUD. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU! Talking about whatever cute date you’re going to go on. But conversation is over on that. I know.

[hazstyles-tho]

THANKS, I PROMISE I WON'T LET YOU DOWN LITTLE ANNIE. I never said I was going to go on a cute date, I just said that I wanted to take advantage of the carnival while it was still here and just.. forget it. 

[louistomlinslutx-deactivated-de]

[hazstyles-tho]

[liam-paynewbu-deactivated201307]

If you say both 205 times its a long list. Plus I did say etcetera, since I don’t get involved in your sex life, I don’t know who you’ve slept with.

[hazstyles-tho]

Do you want to be involved in my sex life, Liam?

[jlaw-tho-xo]

Well, there’s a thought I hadn’t planned on. That’s a lot of screaming good lord. I’ll see if I can find it…just keep an ear out for yelling.

[hazstyles-tho]

I read that as keep an eye out for yelling and I just sat here like how is that even possible...this just shows how off I am today.