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Currently on an indefinate hiatus! Muse is burnt out. Will probably pop back and forth for short silly threads, but for the for the time being find me at @uptrain !

#⟪ OOC. ⟫#> I WANT TO WRITE W MY BOY BUT TRAIN MEN MAKING MY BRAIN GO BRRRRR RN

skeletalheartattack

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jabbaimond

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!

#this is what happened when the gang met the ultimate chimera #<- STILL TRUE

ive let this poor boy fall to ruin bc i kept tripping and falling over more messy brother dynamics but take these old drawings

#⟪ ooc. ⟫#tbd #get ocified idiot

kaanta

Why's it always the American Unovan children.

heartbinders

Y'all'm'st'd've???,,

hcartlcss

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#— crack #heartbinders #kaanta

heartbinders

I don't. I don't think Lucas knows that's not weed. ❝ Whoa, you actually got some? ❞

hcartlcss

' PSSSSSH, duh! I know where all the good spots are. I've had plenty of time to scope out the island with Mantis. ' He waves the leaf around. ' You wanna try some? You can bake with it, y'know? '

#— ic post.#heartbinders

80spolaroid

' ... ? ' holds up an egg.

hcartlcss

' That's an EGG, silly. '

He holds out a green leaf. ' I'm pranking my brother and telling him this is like, the bad weed. The stuff adults use! '

#80spolaroid #— ic post.

' HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN? '

#— ic post.

heartbinders

-- Snort.

hcartlcss

' Lucas, look. We can celebrate 4/20 the real way. ' He holds out a freshly picked green leaf. That is not weed, little man.

#— ic post.#heartbinders

' Thank god crapitalism doesn't exist any more! I can't imagine anything more evil than running a community like that for real. Porky had some wicked mind. '

#— ic post.