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☾⊹˚ ┆ blindlxve
brody nodded, noticing the other’s explicit professional tone. truly, he felt out of place in this office— more-so intimidated. “uh.. not one to talk much..” he trailed off awkwardly, looking around the room in an awe-like fashion, “just a bit bored, i guess. this stuff isn’t really up my alley.”
“ what, they didn’t teach you law at celebrity school ? ” august teased, a soft smile playing at his lips. the other obviously looked out of his element, and august would be lying if he didn’t feel slightly satisfied that he had the upper hand in such a mundane situation. “ i’m shocked. ”
☾⊹˚ ┆ closed starter for @ofbiggestlie
it takes all of august’s self control to not slam the door on his way in, frustration burning behind his eyes despite his otherwise cool exterior. finding out his coworkers were talking shit about him wasn’t particularly a surprise—but the shamelessness of doing it on their coffee break, august himself standing a mere 10 feet away. daddy’s little lawyer, they snickered over their paper cups. his jaw ticks in annoyance, feeling out of control of his emotions for once. he hates it. “ can’t these people come up with something new ? the nepotism jokes stopped being funny a long time ago. ”
☾⊹˚ ┆ closed starter for @hecrtshaker
“ — don’t you ever get tired of doing that ? ” august couldn’t hide his curious expression as he watched the other behind his drink, fingers feeling cold against the condensation.
hererras:
malitiosa:
YOUR STEREOTYPICAL MASCULINE SIDE
you love hoodies. you love shorts. dogs are better than cats. it’s hilarious when people get hurt. shopping is torture. sad movies suck. you own a car racing game. you played with hot wheels cars as a kid. at some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter. you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. you used to be obsessed with power rangers. you have watched sports on tv. gory movies are cool. you go to your dad for advice. you own like a trillion baseball caps. you used to collect hockey or baseball cards. baggy sweats are cool to wear. it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours. you love to go crazy and not care what people think. sports are fun. you talk with food in your mouth. you sleep with your socks on at night. you have fished at least once.
YOUR STEREOTYPICAL FEMININE SIDE
you love to shop. you wear eyeliner. you wear the color pink. you go to your mom to talk. you consider cheerleading a sport. you hate wearing the color black. you like going to the mall. you like getting manicures and/or pedicures. you like wearing jewelry. you cried watching the notebook. dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. you don’t like the movie star wars. you are/were in gymnastics. it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. you smile a lot more than you should. you have more than 10 pairs of shoes. you care about what you look like. you like wearing dresses when you can. you like wearing high heel shoes. you used to play with dolls as little kid. you like putting make-up on others. you like being the star of everything.
APPEARANCE
i am shorter than 5’5”. i have scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different color. i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
EXPERIENCES
i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star. i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping. i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night. i’ve played a prank on someone. i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. i’ve eaten sushi. i’ve been snowboarding.
HONESTY/CRIME
i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t. i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t. i’ve snuck out. i’ve lied to my parents about where i am. i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light. i’ve witnessed a crime. i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.
DEATH AND SUICIDE
i’m afraid of dying. i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying. someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself.
RANDOM
i can sing well. stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. i open up to others easily. i watch the news. i don’t kill bugs. i sing in the shower. i am a morning person. i paid for a cell phone ring tone. i am a sports fanatic. i twirl my hair. i care about grammar. i have “?”’s in my screen name. i’ve copied more than 30 cds in a day. i bake well. my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. i would wear pajamas to school. i like martha stewart. i know how to shoot a gun. i laugh at my own jokes. i eat fast food weekly. i’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. i am ticklish. i love white chocolate. i bite my nails. i’m good at remembering faces. i’m good at remembering names. i’m good at remembering dates. i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
☾⊹˚ ┆ blindlxve
“so what you’re saying is that this isn’t the bathroom?” even as he strolled into the male’s office with feigned confusion he couldn’t help but crack a sly smile as he shut the door behind him. “what are you working on? something cool i hope.”
august gauges him warily, gaze flickering to the closed door for the briefest of seconds. “ no, not particularly. and even if i was, i can’t disclose that information. ” it’s strange seeing brody in a professional environment and, uncomfortably so, august is reminded that the singer is a client—a paying client whose case was being processed just a few rooms away. trying not to dwell on it, he offers a polite smile. “ did you wanna talk about something ? ”
high school musical meme: [1/6] parallels » troy and gabriella in homeroom
☾⊹˚ ┆closed starter for @tvmptationss
“ oh, ” august blanks at the sight of the other before quickly schooling his expression into one of strained casualty. “ oh. um...—i didn’t think i’d see you here. ”
☾⊹˚ ┆ arizonvs
@hcte !
‘ it’s not a big deal, ’ riley stated, dismissing his worries. ‘ i mean - it’s not like i do it all the time. unless you think i do, which … is that how highly you think of me ?! ‘
august tried not to frown. “ i mean, this case is a pretty big deal for your family already. the least you could do is try to look interested at the meetings. ”
☾⊹˚ ┆ closed starter for @blindlxve
“ my father’s office is the one down the hall on the right, you know. ” despite his professional tone, august closes the case folder he’d been scanning and places it back on top of the growing pile on his desk. “ i thought the bold ‘august park’ on my door made that pretty clear. ”
lms for a closed starter bonus points if we’ve plotted already !! if we haven’t please do im me bc immmmm a plot gremlin
☾⊹˚ ┆ hallidavs
sutton stepped up to the other with purpose before tapping on their shoulder to get their attention. “hey, just wondering,” she started, feigning a tentativeness she wasn’t feeling. “do you know that guy? he’s been hardcore staring at you for the past fifteen and honestly? yikes. one of my friends hooked up with him and he like, would not stop calling her for MONTHS. he’s like a w a l k i n g red flag.”
august followed her sharp gaze to a middle-aged man with receding hair — one of his father’s associates, a civil litigator from boston. he frowned. they’d just exchanged pleasantries not 5 minutes ago, and the man wasn’t even looking in their direction. “ trying to start drama at a social ? this is the most civil you’ve been towards me in a while, halliday, ” he turned back to her, scowling. “ but, it is you we’re talking about. ”
saiintlys replied to your post: hello kids you can call me l, 18 y.o, she/her. (...
“it’s better than nothing” @ me gorl
um if the shoe fits? VDDBDS please you could breathe and id be like ugh.. amazing.. genius.. mind of a mastermind
hello kids you can call me l, 18 y.o, she/her. ( that’s an L not a capital i ) and this is august :D i am literally late to everything and have only half of his stats page up but it’s better than nothing .... more info can be found under the cut and i’ll also list some plots i came up with that i really like !! ( going✈plot page later.. ) like/im me to plot so i don’t embarrass myself please :(
basically he’s his family’s golden boy/pride/joy/future breadwinner/etc etc but it’s all going to shit the deeper he gets into his family’s business ( a law firm his dad co-founded that dabbles in morally ambiguous dealings ) and it REALLY !! hurts bc all his life he worked his ass off with the goal of helping others in mind. fuck rich ppl !!!!
his dad is a self-made lawyer who earns quite a bit as the co-founder of one of the biggest law firms in the area
not a troy bolton story of “dad this is YOUR dream not mine”-- his dad’s been his role model for forever and he’s wanted to work in the field since he was little
recent university graduate, top of his class, etc etc, law school bound.
truly!!! the golden boy!! ambitious, philanthropic, calculating, etc and isn’t afraid to put the hours in to get what he wants
refer to: non-idle rich
despite his hard work he’s been accused of being a product of nepotism SO many times and it really grinds his gears lmao
an idealist/romantic at heart, genuinely thinks he can make the world a better place if he works hard enough
totally being ruined the more he sees the worst of upper class society (namely his dad lmao)
background info: he spent a year interning at his dad’s law firm but the dealings that happened under the table were oftentimes appalling (fraud, sabotage, threats against jurors, etc) and he came out of the experience half-jaded and half-confused-with-his-entire-life
confronted his dad SO many times but all he got usually was “that’s just how it is sometimes”
+ // driven, hard-working, well-meaning. genuinely optimistic in the world and wants to help others with his career. originally wanted to become a public defender (someone who represents people who cannot afford to hire one) but his dad was like Ummm no keep it in the family business buddy
- // self-righteous, perfectionistic, stubborn. has a bad habit of bossing people around; hard to convince him he’s wrong sometimes. HARSHLY perfectionistic and wants to be the best of the best at everything (it’s the virgo moon ladies!!)
umm am i forgetting anything
probably
PLOTS!!!!!!!!!! i came up with these at 5am bored out of my mind but i really!! want them filled so please hmu im not a clown i swear
our parents are cutthroat business rivals but i wanna take you on a date behind their backs
we graduated as co-valedictorians of our class and i’m still salty because it should’ve been just me
another rivals plot (i love rivals plots lol): we were rivals throughout college (should be someone also aspiring to work in law) and i hate your guts (confrontations in the bathroom after heated mock trials, backhanded compliments, having to pretend you get along in front of the heads of the department because you’re the top 2 students)
i know the awful illegal thing(s) you did because i helped with the court case (extension: i know the awful illegal thing(s) you covered up with money because i helped with the court case)
your family keeps trying to set me up with you but you’re in the closet/we don’t like each other like that at all and this is all just super awkward
our families are close but you’re the spitting image of snobby rich kid hedonism and i don’t like you at all
we’ve been best friends since middle school and you keep me grounded (banter, ranting to each other at night, supporting each other’s hopes and dreams???)
we were high school sweethearts but i dumped you for a law career and i haven’t seen you since then (or, you dumped me because it seemed like i was more in love w my career than you)
we hook up occasionally but you’re one of my father’s clients and we need to stop before this gets out of hand
these r just suggestions!!!! feel free to brainstorm w me if they dn’t fit ur muse(s)