Chris

Hi i carry a hammer around

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Text: Lilly

Chris: Now tell me on a scale of 1 to 10 how great was it to work with Seb? On another note im excited to see the show. By the looks of it you guys killed it! But other than that how are you?

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Text: Sarah P

Chris: Now color me shocked when i was going through my phone and found out that i have Sarah Paulson's number for one and two why have i not texted you waaaayyyy before haha How are you gorgeous? Maybe one day you can fit me in your busy schedule ;)

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Text: Aaron

Chris: Now listen mate theres only room for one of us to disappear not two haha im kidding whats going on with you mate tell me all the new in your life!

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[text from @cateeblanchett] We´re far away but hopefully soon, we can meet up in LA or Australia. My mouth watered reading about tacos and scotch! Damn! these were good times! No! don´t say that, you never suck, you´re just getting in shape for new and exciting moments! 😎😎😎😎 hopefully a few of these moments will be with me next to you because damn! we´re good together, even if i enjoy torturing my little brother. 🙈😬

Text: I would love that honestly. Oh yeah? I think im about to grab me some when this party is over. Oh i vividly remember great times with you Cate, cant wait to make some more memories we gotta get Tom in the mix, cant have him whining about us spending time without him haha

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Chris Hemsworth photographed for Boss F/W Collection.

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[text from @cateeblanchett] Uhum, Berlin. I am working but I´d love to be wherever you are, drinking scotch or vodka talking about nonsense shit just like in the old times. So, are you having a boring life just like me? you were my only hope to live adventures through you. 😩

Text: you know i do have a lot of flyer miles that i need to use i could make a trip and see my dear ol sis and stay up eating questionable tacos with scotch ya know really bring in the good times haha I know i know i suck at life right now :(

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[text from @cateeblanchett] titanic quotes always work! don't they? i miss you so much Hemsworth!! I am in Berlin but Men in black is on TV and made me miss your sexiness and cuteness in my life. What have you been doing? tell me all the dirty details.

Text: Only for you missy only for you haha Berlin huh? SO your just set setting without me is what im hearing now :( haha Oh goodness good ol men in black, I miss you too! Honestly a. whole lot of nothing im sorry to disappoint ya!

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[text from @cateeblanchett ] This is your big sister trying to get your attention after 84 years without getting any notice from you. Have you forgotten who I am? come on!

Text: Damn you got titanic on my didnt you haha How can i ever forget the beautiful Cate, of course not my dear, just got back to L.A so i have all the time for you :)

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t e x t: Don't flatter me too much. We both know that Chris Evans and Paul Rudd take the next in line. I am way down the totem pole.

t e x t: Been pretty great, mate. About to head back to the states in the am. How about you? I am so game for that. Need some bro time with a bloke like yourself.

Text: i mean we cant count off sexiest man alive i guess but i still think you take top spot there

Text: Always down for bro time, just got into L.A yesterday so getting situated and all could use a nice bromantic distraction haha

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could a girl get half off a package if she adds in a good bottle of wine that she made herself?

mmmm let me get with my people see what we can do

haha im kidding im kidding what kind of wine we talking here?

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t e x t: Well, well look who it is! The sexiest son of a gun out there. Good to see your face around again. I may or may not have missed it a smidge.

Text: Well if it isnt the other sexiest guy out there, you have have you? haha We need to meet up for lunch or something mate!

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Chris Hemsworth for Hugo Boss’s 2021 holiday campaign.

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maikeymonroe​:

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Chris! Flattery will get you everywhere, my friend. Thank you! It’s been pretty insane, but I have the best co-host and we made sure that everything was planned and ready to go so that we can focus more on actually partying. How are you? I feel like it’s been forever! 

As long as i can get you to like me more than liam one day then im right on track haha It always helps when you have help doesnt it i bet Hero is just happy you both can enjoy tonight and all the hard work is done. It has been a long ass time  ive been good though!

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Chris, how are you, man?  I am good, I am enjoying the weekend off away from work knowing next weekend is going to be a busy one with Halloween. 

Im ready to steal a bunch of candy from my kids next weekend just not ready for that sugar rush they are gonna get haha Thats good to hear you get a weekend off though!

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Saweetie looking incredible as always! How are you enjoying your night so far? Im not gonna lie these drinks are so delicious might now be able to walk out of here by the end of the night haha

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Tyler mate looking good, how are you these days? Keeping busy i assume? Im glad you got to come out and hang with me for a bit! haha 

@tylcrhocchlin​