soft tongue, hard eyes and a drawn on smile

they/them 20 this is a blog where I post random stuff about random fandoms (but rarely, I mainly use it to follow people and use my side-blogs to interact with them)

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Me: pwease may I swee some nwipples mistew staff, I'll do anything

@ staff: anything

Me:anything and everything!

@ staff:

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nyaaaaa :3 xD youve been tagged by the yiff police!! x3 send this to 6 other yiffies u know to tag them by the yiff police too! uwu :3 nyaaa xD! if you get this sent back 10 times youre a yiffy criminal XDD, if you get this sent back 5 tim3s u are a yiff thief owo who stole yiffy hearts, if u got this 3 times thn u are a yiff PIRATE O_O! once means u are jst a single Yiff ;3

@alver1a thanks I hate it!

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why did you have to respond to this now I want to gouge my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon

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Because you deserved to be exposed for this

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shut the fuck up

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No u

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honey

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Yes dear?

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nyaaaaa :3 xD youve been tagged by the yiff police!! x3 send this to 6 other yiffies u know to tag them by the yiff police too! uwu :3 nyaaa xD! if you get this sent back 10 times youre a yiffy criminal XDD, if you get this sent back 5 tim3s u are a yiff thief owo who stole yiffy hearts, if u got this 3 times thn u are a yiff PIRATE O_O! once means u are jst a single Yiff ;3

@alver1a thanks I hate it!

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why did you have to respond to this now I want to gouge my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon

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Because you deserved to be exposed for this

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shut the fuck up

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No u

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nyaaaaa :3 xD youve been tagged by the yiff police!! x3 send this to 6 other yiffies u know to tag them by the yiff police too! uwu :3 nyaaa xD! if you get this sent back 10 times youre a yiffy criminal XDD, if you get this sent back 5 tim3s u are a yiff thief owo who stole yiffy hearts, if u got this 3 times thn u are a yiff PIRATE O_O! once means u are jst a single Yiff ;3

@alver1a thanks I hate it!

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why did you have to respond to this now I want to gouge my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon

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Because you deserved to be exposed for this

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nyaaaaa :3 xD youve been tagged by the yiff police!! x3 send this to 6 other yiffies u know to tag them by the yiff police too! uwu :3 nyaaa xD! if you get this sent back 10 times youre a yiffy criminal XDD, if you get this sent back 5 tim3s u are a yiff thief owo who stole yiffy hearts, if u got this 3 times thn u are a yiff PIRATE O_O! once means u are jst a single Yiff ;3

@alver1a thanks I hate it!

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One time I got so angry I peeled a lemon and I gave it to my brother and let him watch as the weight of God's mistake lay in his hands

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call-out post for @head-above-the-waves

this person is:

Awesome

Cute

Adorable

Kind and empathic

Smart beyond their years

Hilarious to quite an alarming degree

A dumbass

Beautiful

My most trusted friend

Gay as hell

Loved

Cherished

Brave!!!

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French Kings?

Small dick energy

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@head-above-the-waves aesthetic ❌

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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On their first date

Patrick: what kinda things are you into?

Pete: I like watersports.

Patrick: like surfing and kayaking that type of thing? Pete: … yes, that type of thing.

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Nature - LSD edition

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I'm doing the nervous system and I don't know how to feel about it

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Train station

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Edit of the boathouse

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Some edits