Jan 2, 2023
"We're not making fun of their dick, we're making fun of their insecurities!" Do you.. I mean. Do you really think that's. Do you hear yourself? And do I really need to explain why that's *also* bad?
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"We're not making fun of their dick, we're making fun of their insecurities!" Do you.. I mean. Do you really think that's. Do you hear yourself? And do I really need to explain why that's *also* bad?
Shout out to the anon who has yet to realize that some people need to overcompensate because of their lack of..... special qualities. But let’s just say they are right, he still has trouble getting it up even if he wants to be hard. He likes to stab because a hard dick isn’t what he has
It fits the profile.
Winchester Dick Energy
Shooting a dude while he’s running = little dick energy
Shooting a dude while he’s running, from a distance using a sniper rifle = big dick energy
Shooting a sniper through his scope from a distance while YOU run = Winchester dick energy
Shooting at a moving vehicle = little dick energy
Shooting out only the tires of a moving vehicle = big dick energy
Shooting out only the tires of a moving vehicle while you do a reverse 360 = Winchester dick energy
Dying and going to Hell = little dick energy
Dying, going to Hell and coming back = big dick energy
Dying going to Hell, coming back and being braver, stronger, better looking and more heroic = Winchester dick energy
Accurate af
On Cryptid Dick Energy:
From Vampire Trash Anonymous Chat at roughly 1 AM MST:
Mia, On This Post: “medium dick energy allows you to commune with the goatman and assorted demons and spirits” Drake: how much dick energy do you need to make friends with el chupacabra? Mia: y=7x+3 Gallus: 12 Kilowatts Aviari: enough Gallus: Does Y have to equal a whole number? Mia: you put the dick energy of the cryptid=x to get the specific dick energy you need in kilowatts Drake: 'takes notes' Gallus: Ah. chupes doesn't have much dick energy at all then Mia: they're common, tiny, and cowards Gallus: Troo Drake: they're doing their best Gallus: 12= 7(x)-3 3.12=7x x=0.45 kw or 460 watts Or 4.6 lightbulbs Mia: yep Gallus: Sasquatch on the other hand, is more of a Sascrotch and could probably power a whole city block
Here it is you guys.
The Signs And Dick Energy
Aries: Fragile Big Dick Energy
Taurus: Subtle Big Dick Energy
Gemini: Jazzy Dick Energy
Cancer: No Dick Energy
Leo: Faux Big Dick Energy
Virgo: Average Dick Energy
Libra: Medium Dick Energy But It’s Poppin
Scorpio: Too Big Dick Energy
Sagittarius: Medium Dick Energy
Capricorn: Medium Small Dick Energy
Aquarius: Quizzical Dick Energy
Pisces: Small Dick Energy, But In a Comfortable Way
Those of you who say Tim Drake has the smallest dick energy in the Batfam are cowards